| Well hello boys and girls come on in see the show
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| Its the mystical, magical, great dark carnival
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| Don’t bother lookin for parkin get rid of it It aint like you ever comin back ya fuckin idiot
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| (Shaggy 2 Dope)
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| The carnival emerges only when you bout to die
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| And right now muthafucka you bout dead in the sky
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| So come and put your soul up on the murder go round
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| And we’ll strap you down and spin you into oblivion
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| (Violent J)
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| I got a spike for yo neck with my ninja blowgun
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| Because I be the jugga-lugga don dada lada shogun
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| I swing my sword down and split you in two
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| Before you even fall I bitch smack both of you
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| (Shaggy 2 Dope)
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| Welcome to our carnival, Fifty thousand juggalos
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| Freaks and weridos and killas at our shows
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| (Violent J)
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| Im just glad we down with em, hate to be yall
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| (Shaggy 2 Dope)
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| And have a juggalo shatter my skull for the carnival
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| Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
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| Welcome to the show, BITCH BOY YOU DEAD
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| Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
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| Welcome to the show, DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
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| (Shaggy 2 Dope)
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| Welcome to my exhibit I be the Shags
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| Sit back and enjoy, relax ya nipples and nutbags
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| Theres only juggalos here ya know what we about
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| Swingin hatchets, Faygo, and a dick in ya mouth
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| (Violent J)
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| So they call us a circus we accept the role
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| Weve been sayin that its comin for like ten years or so And everywhere we go from Alaska to Spain
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| I’m seein juggalos dancin in a Faygo rain
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| (Shaggy 2 Dope)
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| Some of those at our shows feel a carnival high
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| I see em jump on the stage and float off inta the sky
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| They aint never comin back the carnival is defined
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| And all we can do is dream about em smokin a dime
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| (Violent J)
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| I got love for dead people and I hope to die
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| I got neden waitin on me up in Shangri-La
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| But if ya really wanna see the fuckin devil’s exhibit
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| The shit is called TWIZTID run out and get it Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
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| Welcome to the show, BITCH BOY YOU DEAD
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| Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
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| Welcome to the show, DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
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| When its yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
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| Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise.
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| When its yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
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| Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise.
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| Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
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| Welcome to the show, Its that carnival paradise
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| Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
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| Welcome to the show, Its that carnival paradise
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| (Carny)
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| You dont like it, get the fuck up outta here
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| When its yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
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| Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise.
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| When its yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
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| Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise.
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| (Chorus repeats until end) |