| This is a tale of misplaced love
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| A tale of a man searching for that misplaced love in all the
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| wrong places and how he gets his heart ripped out of his chest and
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| stuck in his face so he can watch it slowly stop beating let’s
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| listen on and hear how my gumpy friend violent jay goes about
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| getting his feelings crushed once again
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| After 3 years in a mental asylum
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| I’m finally out and I’m fine now no doubt
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| Rolling home I see a bitch on a payphone.
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| She was fat and round and had it going on.
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| She had a name tag on Roxy Carol
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| Stepped up to her like hello
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| We was kicking it
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| I said I got this dick sup on lickin it
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| She said I’m down for the tactics
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| Then my dick stood up like a Tucson cactus
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| I threw her in the back of my jaloppe
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| She was wet and sloppy
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| But nothing could stop me
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| I was like jesus
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| Her neden was yellow and smelled like cheese pizza
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| I paid it no mind
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| I stuck my dick in raw and comenced to grind.
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| Toxic love
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| I’m so lonely, lonely i’m so lonely
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| Toxic love
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| Did she burn you?
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| Yes
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| Did it hurt you?
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| Yes
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| Toxic love
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| I’m so lonely, lonely lonely lonely
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| Toxic love
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| Did she burn you?
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| Yes
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| Did it hurt you?
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| Yes
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| The whole car smelled like pickles
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| I stuck my toe in her ass
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| And tweaked her titty nipples
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| We fucked for about an hour
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| I dropped her off where I found her and went for the shower
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| I got home and I kicked back
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| Thought about the shower haha fuck that
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| When I woke up the very next morning
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| I was awake but my dick was snoring
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| It was whistling and shooting out smoke
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| The head was spinning like a dayton hundred spoke
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| I started shaking and sweating
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| I had a fever
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| My dick was swelled up like a faygo 2 liter
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| It was greenish with purple bungions
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| And dripping blue skeet and flaking like onions
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| She gave me skiffilufigus no doubt
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| I’ma find that bitch and knock her the fuck out
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| Toxic love
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| I’m so lonely, lonely i’m so lonely
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| Toxic love
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| Did she burn you?
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| Yes
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| Did it hurt you?
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| Yes
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| Toxic love
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| I’m so lonely, lonely lonely lonely
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| I’m on a mission I search and roam
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| Cuz my dick hole is spurting up pink foam
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| And I’m dragging my balls behind me
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| They’re as big as a mailbox bumpy and slimy
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| Thank god I ain’t dead yet
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| My dick is crispy but my drawers are wet somehow
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| There she is on the same payphone
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| Near Zug Island in the industrial waste zone
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| Wait a minute y’all hold up
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| Is that the same bitch I was with she looks toe-up
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| Holy fuck nothings in place that ain’t a girl at all
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| It’s a barrel of toxic waste!
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| Oh lord what have I done?
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| Roxy Carol is a toxic waste barrel
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| Me and my green dick headed back to the looney bin
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| I’m here to turn myself back in
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| Toxic love
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| I’m so lonely, lonely i’m so lonely
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| Toxic love
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| Did she burn you?
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| Yes
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| Did it hurt you?
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| Yes
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| Toxic love
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| I’m so lonely, lonely lonely lonely
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| Toxic love
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| Did she burn you?
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| Yes
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| Did it hurt you?
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| Yes
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| I still like you
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| When I inject my penis inside of you
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| My balls light up like light bulbs
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| You’re green… You're green and you’re so warm |