| The stalker
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| Yeah
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| The stalker
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| I’m gonna stalk this hoochie
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| I’m gonna stalk this hoochie
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| So I’m gripping this old peice of shit, right?
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| Here’s this smoochie poo at the stop light
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| Ahem, how’s about a date?
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| Two tickets for the circus, pick you up at 8
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| Fuck no, you’re a loser
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| Yeah, but I’ll stick my boot up your ass
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| Heh heh, but I ain’t nagging
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| To the next light in my pink volkswagon
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| Oh, excuse me, ho, but I’m Violent J act like you know
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| Violent J the country singer?
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| No, Violent J the southwest gangstero
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| And the bitch was gone (awww)
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| So I followed her home (huh?)
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| Cause I got it going on (ohhhh!)
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| And I’m in the Haugh (Yep!)
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| Parked at a spot good enough to hawk her
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| Things you do when you’s a stalker
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| So, what happened?
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| I really don’t like to talk about it, but he ruined my life, I mean he was everywhere, everywhere I went.
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| The stalker
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| I think that ditso likes me, yeah
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| She tells you to fuck off with such class!
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| I think that ditso likes me Yeah, go on and get that ass!
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| Well, the stalker stalks his target
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| Just happened to see her at the super-market
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| Oh, hi, hey, that peanut butter sucks
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| You wouldn’t like Jiffy, it ain’t go no nuts
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| Why don’t you try these?
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| She ran away scared, and I’m staring at her butt-cheeks
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| Cause I know she loves me, she wanna tease and tease and rub and dub me Hello?
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| Hi, it’s me Hello?
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| You love me Hello?
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| I love you
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| Hello? |
| Hello?
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| Biggity bop boom!
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| I’m back in a stone brick house
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| Candle light dinner and some Mexican chow
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| Yo, I know she gonna show up Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick, no luck
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| Peep through her window, jack off in her back yard
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| Somebody pulled a joker’s card
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| And you know what joker caught you
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| Things you do when you’s the stalker
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| Are you okay?
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| I don’t know, because I know he’ll be back. |
| He always come back. |
| I’ll
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| never be able to lead a normal again.
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| It’s okay.
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| The stalker
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| I’m gonna stalk this hoochie (oochie coochie poochie)
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| I’m gonna stalk this hoochie (smoochie coochie poochie)
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| I’ve been hawking for about 2 weeks
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| And I ain’t even got a fucking kiss on the cheek
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| She with some fuck face!
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| I’m gonna put that college boy in a neck-brace!
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| I gotta just chill
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| She loves me lots, and that’s for real
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| That night, I snuck in her back door with a bucket of chicken and a bottle
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| of Faygo
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| Tip-toe, tip-toe creeping, cause I know my baby’s sleeping
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| Snuck in the bedroom, look through (aaaahhh!)
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| She stuck me in the eye with a broom
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| Pulled it up Popped my eye back and I can’t find her
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| Ran through the bedroom, ran through the living room, ran for the
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| bathroom, gotta take a doo
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| Now I stress pulling out my hair, I think I heard that bitch up-stairs
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| Up the steps, wicked clown
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| Then I hear a clicking sound
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| Honey, is that you? |
| How’s about a kissy smoochie poo?
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| Her daddy’s gun to my nugget
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| Never liked the bitch, anyway, fuck it So what’d you do?
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| I tried to run, but he was always right there, just ahead of me.
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| He would always catch me, and hurt me.
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| Nah, man
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| She don’t like me man
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| Nah, she don’t like me, man
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| That bitch shot me in the head, man
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| She shot me in the nugget, man
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| Nah, she don’t like me, man, she don’t like me She shot me in the nugget, man
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| How’s she gonna like me, man?
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| She shot me in the nugget, dog
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| She don’t like me, man
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| Stop it, man, she don’t like me No she don’t!
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| Look at my head, man!
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| She shot me in the forehead, man!
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| How’s she gonna like me, man?
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| This ho like me! |