| Ladies and gentlemen
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| Welcome to the greatest show on earth!
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| Congratulations, for you are all the lucky ones *gunshot*
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| You are the ones lucky enough to witness
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| The greatest attraction in the Dead Carnival’s history
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| Only you, those in this very building
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| Will have the privilege of viewing
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| Two of the world’s most savage, contained, and dangerous individuals
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| They are Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope
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| And yesssssss, they are here
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| We have them captured for your viewing enjoyment *gunshot*
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| So, are you ready?
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| Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
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| Welcome to the Joker’s Gallery!
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| Ladies and gentlemen!
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| The cannot hurt you; |
| do not panic
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| They cannot harm you; |
| please calm down
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| Do not be frightened; |
| these cages are built of titanium steel
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| Please, you must calm down
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| They cannot harm you
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| Ladies and gentlemen, that cannot escape
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| That man has captured them
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| Barehanded, and brought them to the stage
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| For your viewing enjoyment
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| Please, we can assure you
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| They cannot harm you; |
| they cannot escape
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| Wait, what’s happening?
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| It looks like they might be escaping!
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| Please, somebody help!
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| Wait! |
| Run for your lives! |