Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Amazing Maze, artist - Insane Clown Posse. Date of issue: 04.01.2018
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Psychopathic
Song language: English
The Amazing Maze |
| Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun |
| But those rides just aren’t for everyone |
| Bought my ticket I’ma have a run |
| In the maze (WHOOOO!) |
| If I don’t come back or right away |
| Give me time at least a half a day |
| Don’t just leave me lost and blown away |
| In the maze (WHOOOO!) |
| Hello ladies and gentlemen I’m Jeff Nipple |
| And I’m Jimbo Jizm |
| Welcome to the Dark Carnival’s amazing maze |
| Over 5000 ways to get in, and no way out |
| Let’s meet today’s volunteer |
| This is Rick |
| We like to call him Rick the Dick |
| Dickface here is a wealthy entrepeneur |
| Who smacks his wife around |
| And buys his way in and out of everything |
| Let’s see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze |
| What up bitch? |
| I’m Violent J |
| I’ll be your guide for today, k? |
| Good, got mad doors and mad floors |
| Hallways, crawlways, walls for nedens |
| Make a left just before you make a right |
| And your left should be to your right |
| If your lefts right, right? |
| Good, begin the show |
| Go on ahead boy and open up the first door |
| Welcome to a theatrical thriller |
| Meet Jack Doobie a serial killer |
| With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbow |
| You get it back if you make it out though |
| Fuck ain’t no use crying all day |
| You need to take your bitch ass back down the hallway |
| You gotta be a man at least you learned |
| Everything you get in the maze you’ve earned |
| Keep runnin times a tickin on the clock |
| You might wanna tie that stump up with a sock |
| Turn right it might look the same |
| But you makin tracks through the room of thumbtacks |
| This really ain’t shit |
| About a million tacks and the room spins a bit |
| If you stay on your feet you’ll be okay |
| Oh let me get out of your way |
| Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff |
| That’s right Jimbo |
| He looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that |
| You can always witness spectacles truly amazing |
| Within the amazing maze |
| Let’s see where else Rick’s adventures |
| Will lead the little dickwipe |
| Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your balls |
| Pick 'em all out and head right back down the halls |
| What’s this? |
| Dead end, doors locked |
| It’s a long way back, just knock |
| Oh should’ve turned around no doubt |
| Ain’t nuthin that we got to sit and argue about |
| Keep going make a left, right left |
| Now run straight ahead some more |
| Open up the door |
| Slide in the sheets, nice breeze |
| Relax ninja take it with ease |
| The maze is a place of magic |
| Many surprises, your dick rises |
| Lay down expect the best |
| In comes your lover with a hairy chest |
| Hello sexy I’m grim love |
| Let me have a look at your uhh milk dud |
| Aww shit you fell for that |
| I ain’t gonna tell you got your hole ring tapped |
| All that dissin of the opposite sex |
| And look who just got they butthole flexed |
| Wait! |
| What’s that? |
| The walls are closing in, fuck dat |
| Hurry run for your life |
| Ohh he’ll be alright |
| How’s that sit with you Jimbo? |
| First he gets plugged with bullets |
| Then he gets his butt plugged |
| I think he’s a fuckin idiot, Jeff |
| I mean what kind of asshole |
| Can’t find his way out of this maze? |
| You gotta be a real dickbuffer |
| To wind up here in the first place |
| Right you are Jimbo |
| Let’s watch the big dick fuck up some more |
| Alrighty ain’t no need to fear |
| If there’s a way out it’s gotta be near |
| Hey yo look a phone |
| You still got one good arm so it’s on Can you hear? |
| Ahh tongue in your ear |
| Drop it the phones got a life of it’s own |
| Kiss me man hey come on Slip down the slide go faster |
| Bed of nails, disaster |
| Quit screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door |
| Woods, trees you’re outside |
| Lots of places for creeps to hide |
| Watch your step, AHHHH, backdraft |
| Caught your foot and the ankles left |
| Creepin off with your stump |
| Feel something in the rump |
| Holla’s, yeah they gonna get you |
| How does it feel bitch get the picture |
| Back indoors hey at last |
| Look at your family behind the glass |
| They look weird, they’re sayin something |
| Listen up, you’ve fucked up, you’ve fucked up Oooh they’re laughin and they’re pointing at you |
| At least you know what they’re sayins true |
| It’s one last door you made it home, or Or what? |
| Once again it’s on Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun |
| But those rides just aren’t for everyone |
| Bought my ticket I’ma have a run |
| In the maze (WHOOOO!) |
| If I don’t come back or right away (Hey) |
| Hey man cut that shit |
| What the fuck man, happy friendly shit man |
| Fuck dat |
| It’s supposed to be wicked in this bitch man |
| Turn that shit off |