| I stab people like everyday folks
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| skinny people any people I chop off their throats
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| My stabbing’s are ninja like very quickly, hey
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| by the time you feel it I’m like 3 blocks away
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| I stabbed the newspaper guy and took his little truck
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| now I stab people and drive away I’m like puttputtputtputt
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| I do a show and stab people at the same time
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| I stab bear cages security guards in the back of the neck
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| I love waffle house, I stab people there
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| their so shitty and dumpy they don’t even care
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| I love stabbin' people, Def Lepard remember them
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| when I cut their fucking drummer’s arm off, you can ask 'em
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| Leo Owen the president of island
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| I’m at a business meeting with him looking at him I’m smiling
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| I just up with the stab and he kicked my ass
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| 17th floor they through me out through the glass
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| Help Me
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| (Fuck you)
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| Fucking help me
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| (Fuck you)
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| I need you to help me
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| (Fuck you)
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| Somebody come and help me
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| (Fuck you)
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| Jehovah’s witnesses I swear man I love 'em
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| they’re standing out on the porch, knocking I’m waiting above 'em
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| punch and wound victims right through my door
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| come back motherfucker, ill stab you some more
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| one time I went wrestler, I wrestled the best
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| I got kicked out though, I had a knife in my spandex
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| I stabbed Tony Schiavone the commentator guy (or got me, I’m not sure)
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| before the match I went to shake his hand but I stabbed him in the eye
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| I stabbed Norman Smiley in the middle of a match
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| he was like (what are you doing) I said fucking relax
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| I stabbed him again and again I jumped out and ran
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| everybody chased me, catch me if you can
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| I tried to stab my own brother, bad news for my health
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| he twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbing myself
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| I stab cabby drivers right through the thick glass
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| ginsu built to last, can you help
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| Slice 'em up, Slice 'em down
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| side to side and all around
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| They don’t help, they don’t care
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| ginsu swinging everywhere
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| Slice 'em up, Slice 'em down
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| side to side and all around
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| They don’t help, the don’t care
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| ginsu swinging everywhere
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| I saved up my money and went to see the Lilith fair
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| started stabbing lesbians, there was millions of them there
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| I took off my thong and jumped in the pit
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| but there wasn’t any pit, it was only me and that was it
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| but so what, I was throwing myself all over the floor
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| Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I said you fucking whore
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| One time I met Slipknot, I stabbed their ass
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| stabbed them all in the face, that’s why they wear masks
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| my little newspaper truck runs on a tank of blood
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| I drive with my lights off all through my neighborhood
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| but its so hard to sneak because of the muffler
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| I hate that fucker
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| I did a song with 3−6 mafia, them guys are the shit
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| we went to their studio and I started rocking it
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| after the session they all left out of there
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| but I stayed behind and stabbed the engineer
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| Help Me
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| (Fuck you)
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| Fucking help me
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| (Fuck you)
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| I need you to help me
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| (Fuck you)
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| Fucking come and help me
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| (Fuck you)
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| Naw fuck you
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| (fuck'em)
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| fuck all of you
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| (fuck'em)
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| you better fucking help me
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| (Fuck you)
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| help me, help me
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| Slice 'em up, Slice 'em down
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| side to side and all around
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| They don’t help, the don’t care
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| ginsu swinging everywhere
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| Slice 'em up, Slice 'em down
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| side to side and all around
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| They don’t help, they don’t care
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| ginsu swinging everywhere |