| Where my swim suit at
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| The soups on in Argentina
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| Convalescent home patients serving me with subpoenas
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| Make sure you tell the fuckin' captain his legs are made of rubber
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| I got an apple for your forehead if I’m cleaning the shutters
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| Give me my turkey pass
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| Tradin' chops sticks with the hooligans
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| Snakes are in a submarine
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| I’ll never go to school again
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| I stole you a Porsche cause your mama’s a fox
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| I’m selling footwear insoles and I’m running three shops
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| Horrified jelly worms with electric infantago
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| Dinosaur crybabies cookin' shrimp in San Diageo
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| Full moons mean nothing without your roller skates
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| When the water runs dry and blood fills the great lakes
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| I’m a hired assassin but ice sculpture is art
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| And so I ride a horse everywhere returning shopping carts
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| It’s raining fish flies on the east side and I’m rappin'
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| Slutty ass skanks get slapped for nappin' (umph)
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| I don’t wanna know about the shit that matters
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| Skip-switch forget shit I scatter my brain (I scatter my brain)
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| Throw your hands up
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| Kamikazes don’t tell lies
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| With that watermelon foot bath they minds collide
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| Bitch, my knees been bald headed so download that
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| Ridin' on a zamboni in my Danny K hat
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| I’m the number one contender for a shot at the bible belt
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| I swam between piranhas and assaulted a patty melt
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| The red planet still remains in orbit
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| Leavin' trash piles cleaned up by A.J. | 
| Styles, Me, and J. Giles
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| Leopard shit in my yard
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| I took the yellow pill
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| I once stabbed a flamingo but it was only a fire drill
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| Meet me at the market for your kung fu prize
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| With that frozen ice firecracker (everybody rise)
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| Get your panties off ho this ship is ready to attack
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| Somebody get on the piano I’m calling John Cusack
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| And put ten on pump seven if your skills are tight
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| Make sure you bring a wet mitten cause its col col col cold at night
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| (Laughter)
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| I scatter my brain
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| I I I scatter my brain
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| I don’t wanna know about the shit that matters
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| I I I scatter my brain
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| I don’t wanna know about the shit that matters
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| My brain
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| I scatter my brain (I scatter my brain) |