| To attempt to change their so-called artistic endeavours, in a
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| Vain attempt to appeal to the public at large
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| Behold, the metamorphosis:
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| Uh, fuck platinum, platinum just ain’t enough
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| We need more money, more house and cars and stuff
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| I’m sick of Juggalos, I want them other hoes
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| I want them shitty hoes, you get with radio and videos
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| We’ll do whatever it takes to get some air play
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| We’ll make that bounce shit, triple our sales and pay
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| Yeah, come on Shaggy. |
| What? |
| Follow my lead. |
| Let’s go
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| It’s time we change our shit up to get what we need. |
| Come on
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| Uh, radio play!
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| Yo! |
| Yo! |
| Come on and ride me, ride me
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| Pull! |
| Pull! |
| Come on and hide me, hide me
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| Cat black (?) I’m gonna grow (?) one, gold one
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| Club Cat (?) You want them old ones, old ones
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| Black, black, ???
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| Love me, I’m on the radio, radio
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| Cut, cut, We gonna throw it away, throw it away
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| Give up, Give us the radio play, radio play
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| What? |
| Hey! |
| What? |
| What? |
| What? |
| Hey! |
| What? |
| What? |
| What? |
| Hey!
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| What? |
| Hey! |
| What? |
| What? |
| What? |
| Hey! |
| What? |
| What? |
| What? |
| Hey!
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| The pathetic attempts never cease
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| The moronic musical onslaught contiues to insult
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| The intelligence of the savvy consumer
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| How much more can an audience be asked to endure?
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| Didn’t work, ah fuck, what happened?
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| They always told us that we sucked at rapping
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| Well I don’t know how to play a guitar
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| I’ll play the skin flute to be a radio star
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| I’m sick of keeping it real, and underground
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| I want the ten millions fans sellout radio sound
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| Even though we’ll be played next summer
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| Show me a radio dick, and I’ll show you a hummer
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| Here we go, oh my god
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| Joey fell in love with a college girl
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| She had a backpack and a pony tail
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| She said her name was Lisa but I do not know
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| She drinks disco lemonade and cherry Jell-O
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| I can put my Buddy Holly glasses on
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| I can even sing one of these faggot songs
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| I can play in checkered pants and never smile
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| Whatever’s cool for your radio (?)
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| Tommy fell in love with a college…
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| The boorish, bumbling buffoons are baffled in their journey
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| Through the music business. |
| Each sonnet is more ridiculous
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| Than the last. |
| Their strides towards musical success are
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| Little more than a stumble into complete failure
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| That was bullshit. |
| What the fuck? |
| You think of something!
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| I’m sitting here trying to write hits, you’re doing nothing
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| You wrote the crunk shit, but did it work? |
| No
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| It flopped on its ass. |
| At least I tried though
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| Alright, ain’t no need to be fighting with each other
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| We need to start talking about relationships and lovers. |
| Why?
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| Can you sing? |
| No. Niether can I
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| If we’re gonna be radio stars, we atleast gotta try
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| ? |
| Remix, uh, remix, Clownboy, uh, feel me
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| Touch me, Clownboy, remix, uh
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| Girl, I gotta let you know, on radio
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| I wanna lick you from head to toe
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| Girl, your perfume, it’s smelling so sweet
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| I wanna make love, between the sheets
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| Girl, play my song, when I’m on the phone long
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| I’m a radio man, and I know that I can’t sing, yes I can
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| Give me one more chance, and I’ll make you dance
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| Girl, we make radio songs, for radio fans, we can’t go wrong (4x)
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| Girl, so you fucked my boy, I don’t give a fuck
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| After years of endless attempts, ICP received almost no radio play.
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| Finally, the two dim witted idiots
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| Decided to stay with the wicked shit for life |