| I met a girl named Cindy, she was fine
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| She liked to get drunk on red wine
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| She had cinnamon flavored lipstick
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| When she blew me it burned my dip stick
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| But she was funny and she was nice
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| I hit it the first day and fucked her twice
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| She took me home and locked the door
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| And played old shit from Al B. Sure!
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| Pineapple pizza and Faygo Redpop
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| She shut the shades and checked the deadlock
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| Somebody knocked on the door all night
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| But we laid low and killed the light
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| They kept knocking and firmly split
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| She broke out with her own sex kit
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| Freaky toys, but I was straight
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| 'Cause i can make my own dick vibrate
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| 'Cindy'? |
| What? |
| Wait a fuckin' minute!
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| You should know, yo
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| A hoe is a hoe
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| And then you go burn
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| And now you know
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| But baby, whoa, this ain’t the end of the show
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| I’m coming back for more
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| Cause I’m a juggalo
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| Hey Shag, it’s Cindy, I miss you! |
| You need to call me, okay?
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| Look here J, I’m talking to you
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| I know a bitch named cindy too
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| My bitch works at the party store
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| Right off the bat, she was a naughty whore
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| I hit it quickly just like you
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| We fucked so hard my dick was blue
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| She also likes to get drunk on wine
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| Let’s just hope it’s your bitch, ain’t mine
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| My bitch too has cinnamon lips
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| Plus she’s a little bit fat in the hips
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| Pineapple pizza, my bitch loves it
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| And Al B. Sure?! |
| Fuck you, that does it
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| I knocked on the door the other night
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| Somebody else had cut the light
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| I can’t believe it, I been deceived
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| I even paid for that bitch’s weave
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| Wait a minute, man! |
| I’m getting played too!
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| Baby, what are you talking about? |
| Like, I don’t even know him! |
| O.M.G.
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| How the fuck was I supposed to know?
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| I don’t blame you, I blame the hoe
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| She got me too, I can’t believe she cheats us
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| I don’t even like pineapple pizza
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| Fuck Al B Sure!; |
| one hit wonder
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| Fuck that spell she had us under
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| She said she loved me and I believed her
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| Fuck that shit, I want my weave back
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| And all them fucking sex toys for what
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| I don’t want none of that near my butt
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| She’s at work, let’s grab some gas
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| And burn her house down in a flash
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| Douse the signs and douse the porch
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| It’s my pleasure to light the torch
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| We set it ablaze and drove off laughing
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| Play some juggalos, see what happens
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| I can’t believe my fucking house is on fire! |
| My Al B. Sure! |
| records are in
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| there!
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| I don’t care about either of you guys anyway, 'cause Billy’s my man,
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| so fuckin' peace! |