Lyrics My Kind of Bitch - Insane Clown Posse

My Kind of Bitch

My kind of bitch ain’t like yo' bitch
Cause my bitch don’t bitch at all
My bitch don’t blink, she don’t even think
About money or a fuckin mall
My kind of bitch don’t fix her hair
She don’t care about what she wears
Cause she’s much too busy
Pulling the worms out her butt, she ain’t bathed in years!
(My kind of bitch!)
My kind of bitch, I’ll never forget
We first met on a Ouija Board
Ms. Crabadamn she would chew on snakes
And swallow a ninja sword!
I said, «Hey bitch, how do ya do?
Some folks call me Violent J»
She picked her nose and flicked it at me
Smiled and was on her way, my kind of bitch!
My kind of bitch…
My kind of bitch don’t fix her hair
She don’t care about what she wears
My kind of bitch don’t fix her hair
She don’t care about what she wears
(Fuck that!)
My kind of bitch has a hole in her neck
And has to talk like this, «I love you!»
She can drink through it, ya get used to it
It whistle every time we kiss
My kind of bitch gots one good titty
The other one’s skinny and red
She can make the one Jiggle
The other one don’t do shit but just sit there dead
My kind of bitch has a wooden eye
With a nail sticking half way out
It once caught on fire
We all had to spit in her face just to put it out
My kind of bitch is a little loopy
And her ass might droop a bit
But I scoop that loop and fold the flop
And I fuck that pile of shit, my kind of bitch!
My kind of bitch!
My kind of bitch has one good titty
My kind of bitch has one good titty
The-…
«Hello.
Um, my name is J, I’m from Detroit
I’m lookin for a girl who’s, um… Dead
Um, a girl who can possibly fulfill some of my fetishes
Which include, um…
Dipping your titties in Faygo and slapping my face wit 'em, um…
Jumping from the dresser and landing on my balls»
My kind of bitch waits till I sleep
Then run and fuck my friends
And every time I break her legs
And give my homie ends (Ha ha, what’s up man?!)
She shot me once and stabbed my neck
And even broke my nose
But I lick her from her crooked neck
Down to her stringy toes, my kind of bitch!
My kind of bitch
My kind of bitch waits till I sleep
Then run and fuck my friends
My kind of bitch waits till I sleep
Then-…
«Hello.
Uh, my name is Shaggz
And I’m lookin for a girl with a… big… big fat fuckin ass.
And titties… and… big fat fuckin ass…
And um, I want my dick sucked and I want my balls scratched
And I want her to scratch my ass and twist my balls
At the same time, that’s a must!
And uh, I’m lookin for a girl who can stretch her titties
And stuff 'em in her ass!»
Fuck yeah, muthafucka!
I’m lookin for a bitch…
I’m lookin for a girl to fit my needs!
(My kind of bitch!)
Yeah, we can have picnics under the moon and the graveyard…
We can have picnics under my house… (My kind of bitch!)
I’m lookin for a girl… to die with
If you’re already dead, that’s cool…
You could sit around and wait for me to die… (My kind of bitch!)
I’m lookin for a girl to squeeze me
I’m lookin for a girl to squeeze my balls
And let me squeeze her neck
«This is Lisa.
I’ve been a bad, bad girl!»