| We got a theory
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| You see, Mike, we got a theory
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| About magic, and miracles
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| That’s right, that’s right
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| If magic is all we’ve ever known
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| Then it’s easy to miss what really goes on
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| But I’ve seen miracles in every way
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| And I see miracles every day
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| Oceans spanning beyond my sight
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| And a million stars way above 'em at night
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| We don’t have to be high to look in the sky
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| And know that’s a miracle opened wide
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| Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
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| And everything chilling underwater, please!
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| Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
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| Long neck giraffes, pet cats and dogs
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| And I’ve seen eighty-five thousand people
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| All in one room, together as equal
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| Pure magic is the birth of my kids
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| I’ve seen shit that’ll shock your eyelids
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| The sun and the moon, and even Mars
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| The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars
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| UFOs, a river flows
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| Plant a little seed and nature grows
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| Niagara Falls and the pyramids
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| Everything you believed in as kids
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| Fucking rainbows, after it rains
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| There’s enough miracles here to blow your brains
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| I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco Bay
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| It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
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| And music is magic, pure and clean
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| You can feel it and hear it but it can’t be seen
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| (Are you a believer in miracles?)
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| Music is all magic
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| You can’t even hold it
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| (Do you notice and recognize miracles?)
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| It’s just there in the air
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| (Are you a believer in miracles?)
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| Pure motherfuckin' magic. |
| Right?
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| This shit’ll blow your motherfuckin' mind
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| (Do you notice and recognize miracles?)
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| Music is a lot like love, it’s all a feeling
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| And it fills the room from the floor to the ceiling
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| I see miracles all around me
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| Stop and look around, it’s all astounding
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| Water, fire, air and dirt
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| Fucking magnets, how do they work?
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| And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist
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| Y’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
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| Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
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| Fifteen thousand Juggalos together
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| And I love my mom, for giving me this
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| Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted
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| I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
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| Miracles ain’t nothing to lie
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| Shaggy’s little boys look just like Shaggy
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| And my little boy looks just like daddy
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| Miracles each and everywhere you look
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| And nobody has to stay where they put
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| This world is yours, for you to explore
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| It’s nothing but miracles beyond your door
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| The Dark Carnival is your invitation
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| To witness that without explanation
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| Take a look at this fine creation
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| And enjoy it better with appreciation
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| Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast
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| The wonders of the world, mysteries the most
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| Just open your mind, and it ain’t no way
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| To ignore the miracles of every day
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| And that’s real
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| (Are you a believer in miracles?)
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| Magic everywhere in this bitch
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| (Do you notice and recognize miracles?)
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| It’s all around you, you don’t even know it
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| (Are you a believer in miracles?) Shit’s crazy
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| (Do you notice and recognize miracles?)
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| (So many miracles, the magic miracles)
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| Are you a believer in miracles?
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| Do you have time for the miracles?
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| Do you notice and recognize miracles?
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| So many miracles, the magic miracles
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| Well, we’re here! |
| We came all the way to Ash, Nevada!
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| Come on!
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| Where’s the show and where’s our money?
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| I came all the way from England! |
| Where’s me bloody 'undred thousand pounds?
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| What I wanna know is where in hell is my goddamn hundred thousand dollars?
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| And where can I get some beer in this motherfucker?
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| I thought this was a carnival. |
| Where’s all the sexy kids at? |
| Don’t tell me I
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| brought all this candy for nothing!
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| I didn’t come all this way to stand around here with all these goddamn tadpoles!
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| Let’s get a move on!
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| Start this shit so we can get paid!
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| We came a long way to see this shit! |
| It’d better be worth it, or Imma kill
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| somebody! |
| Fuck that! |