Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song If I Was A Serial Killer, artist - Insane Clown Posse. Album song The Tempest, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 19.03.2007
Record label: Psychopathic
Song language: English
If I Was A Serial Killer |
If I was a serial killer |
They would find all my victims heads |
In funky-ass gas station toilets |
And if I was a serial killer |
I would be strange and deranged |
And I would never change |
If I was a serial killer |
I’d be known as «The Smoker» |
Cuz I would cut off and smoke all of they hair |
And if I was a serial killer |
I would sleep on broken glass and thumb tacks |
And I would smoke mad crack |
First thing I would do would be to kill a couple hotties |
That always get 'em mustered up; |
decapitated bodies |
Dumped on state police lawn just before dawn |
To let 'em know my ritual had begun |
I’d crack a 40 with the devil, tell him dig me a hole |
Cuz I’m comin when I die, until that I’m in control |
This is if I was a serial killer, and though I ain’t |
But if I was I’d do my walls up blood red with blood paint |
This is if I was a serial killer, and though I ain’t |
But if I was I’d never stop because I’d know that I can’t |
If I was a serial killer |
I would drive a back van |
And I would ride around the college campus |
And if I was a serial killer |
I would walk among us and gain trust |
Until I needed that rush |
I park outside these bitches homes then drive away |
Then come back with my light off, this time I’m here to stay |
I’d wear human bones around my neck and have my ceremonies |
Then go back upstairs and microwave some macaronis |
You know what’s all up in my trunk, so don’t ask me to pop it |
Once I get out to my cabin then I’ll finally unlock it |
This is if I was a serial killer, and though I’m not |
If was I’d snap a photo once they die on the spot |
This is if I was serial killer, and though I’m not |
But if I was I’d know that I can’t, so I would never stop |
And I don’t know myself anymore |
And I don’t know who I am anymore |
And I don’t know who to be anymore |
And I don’t know who I am anymore |
And I don’t know what to think anymore |
And I don’t know who I am anymore |
Except that I am strange and deranged |
And I don’t know who I am anymore |
And I will never change |
I wanna hold up this hatchet |
This Psychopathic wicked shit will burn a hole in ya brain |
(Chop it on down) |
I wanna run with this hatchet |
We gonna always keep it wicked, shit gonna always be the same |
(Chop it on down) |
I wanna hold up this hatchet |
Fuck the world, take me under, bitch we tryin' to rule the tunnels |
The Tempest raining lighting bolts and fire rain |
ICP with Mike E. Clark again |
(I wanna run with this hatchet) |
Wicked clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus |
Holding down the underground and you know this |
I wanna run with this hatchet |
And you know this |
Chop it on down |
(Whoop Whoop!) |
(Whoop Whoop!) |
Chop it on down |
(Whoop Whoop!) |
(Whoop Whoop!) |
I wanna hold up this hatchet |
This Psychopathic wicked shit will burn a hole in ya brain |
(Chop it on down) |
I wanna run with this hatchet |
We gonna always keep it wicked, shit gonna always be the same |
(Chop it on down) |
I wanna hold up this hatchet |
Fuck the world, take me under, bitch we tryin' to rule the tunnels |
The Tempest raining lighting bolts and fire rain |
ICP with Mike E. Clark again |
(I wanna run with this hatchet) |
Wicked clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus |
Holding down the underground and you know this |
I wanna run with this hatchet |
And you know this |
Chop it on down |
(Whoop Whoop!) |
(Whoop Whoop!) |
Chop it on down |
(Whoop Whoop!) |
(Whoop Whoop!) |
I wanna hold up this hatchet |
This Psychopathic wicked shit will burn a hole in ya brain |
(Chop it on down) |
I wanna run with this hatchet |
We gonna always keep it wicked, shit gonna always be the same |
(Chop it on down) |
I wanna hold up this hatchet |
Fuck the world, take me under, bitch we tryin' to rule the tunnels |
The Tempest raining lighting bolts and fire rain |
ICP with Mike E. Clark again |
(I wanna run with this hatchet) |
Wicked clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus |
Holding down the underground and you know this |
I wanna run with this hatchet |
And you know this |
And you know this |
If I was a serial killer, I would bury all my special projects |
Underneath the garden in my grandmother’s back yard |
And if I was a serial killer, I would be strange and deranged |
And I would rock my hatchet chain |