Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song If , by - Insane Clown Posse. Release date: 31.12.1999
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
If |
| in order, for one to metamorphasize, from one’s inner self being projected out |
| into |
| the astral plane and to rematerialize into an inanamite object or another living |
| organism for that matter is entirely and absolutely impossible, however |
| if i was your tv i’d be like, look at me |
| if i was shooting star i be like shooooom (peace) |
| if i was a fat bitches thong i’d be like hell nah |
| if i was a hotties thong i’d be like ahh |
| if i was a cuss word i’d just be like, fuck |
| if i was a rock on the moon i’d be chillin like sup |
| if i was a butthole i’d just be an exit |
| if i was the DOC i’d be like «man this is bull shit» |
| if i was your tires on your car i’d be like (car noises) |
| if i was the bumper on your car i’d be like ahh fuck |
| if i was a balloon i’d be like (balloon losing air) |
| if i was Alyssia Milano i’d be fucking Joe Bruce |
| if i was a radio DJ i’d probably say, point 103 |
| if i was a richie ass bitch i’d be like, um ok |
| if i was spin magazine i’d put a mirror on the cover and be like |
| fuck us and all our readers, even this mother fucker |
| if i was your mental stress i’d be catching up |
| if i was your headaches every now and then I’d be like thuuummmp |
| if i was your tounge i’d be hatin' your teeth i’d be like |
| ah why do you try to bite me every time we eat? |
| if i was a chair i’d be like sit here |
| and if i was kid rock i’d cut my feathered wolf hair |
| if i was your muffler i’d be like shhh quietly |
| if i was a price tag i’d be like you ain’t buyin me |
| if i was a fresh DJ i’d be like (scratching record) |
| if i was jam master jay i’d be like (scratching record) |
| if i was a cheap clock radio i’d be like (radio static) |
| if i was barry white i’d be like what up ya’ll |
| if i was a nipple in the cold i’d be like (spring noise) |
| if i was your dead uncle i’d be like |
| if i was a rain drop i’d just be like (rain drop) |
| and i had an axe and your neck i might say Chop |
| If i was if i was but i’ll never be |
| (if i was if i was but i’ll never be) |
| If i was if i was but i’ll never be |
| (if i was if i was but i’ll never be) |
| If i was if i was boy your killing me |
| (if i was if i was boy your killing me) |
| If i was if i was but i’ll never be |
| (If i was if i was but i’ll never be) |
| If i was a faygo at one of our shows |
| i’d fly through the air into an ocean of juggalo’s |
| if i was Andre the giant this is how i would be manly |
| if i was father mc i’d be like yeah what happened |
| if i was a mirror i’d find another mirror |
| and look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear |
| if i was a slider i’d slid out your but, i’d be floating in the toilet |
| looking at you like what? |
| if i was a pilot i’d be like air traffic control |
| if i was john denver i’d be like ahhhh |
| if i was a switch i’d be like flip me yoohoo |
| if i was a london cop car i’d be like (siren) |
| if i was chewbacca i’d get me a fresh ass fade |
| if i was vanilla ice i’d be like fuck yall i’m still paid |
| if i was a stop sign i’d just be like stop |
| if i was your wooden leg i’d still be giving you the hip hop |