| Someone said there was a time when it costed a quarter
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| Maybe it still should sorta, instill some kind of order
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| 'Cause it’s been weeks now since I put my balls to any water
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| Trash hoarder style, mildly, I’m caught up in the slaughter
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| Fuck Judy and her fat booty, Call of Duty hooked me
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| I beat the game and ain’t cheat once, in just three months, it took me
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| Eyes open wide, they thought I died, at the TV, they shook me
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| Mom cooked for me, took a look, mistook me for a Wookie
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| I stayed and put the poop and pee and snot, whatnot
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| In jars and screwed the top tight
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| Go through a lot, it’s not right, in sight
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| Last night, Mom learned it wasn’t right to fuckin' interrupt me
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| She ran back upstairs, I took a butterknife, punctured her butt cheek
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| My life is the monitor, my body’s the remote
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| Do I leave this chair? |
| Nope, don’t own a pair of shoes or coat
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| I go through thousands of friends, they all live in my headset
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| Reset, how many lives do I get? |
| Am I dead yet?
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| «You put your mother so far in debt, she had to sell your grandmother’s jewelry»
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| Start the fuckin' game
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| «You have zero pigmentation in your skin, when’s the last time you got some
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| sunlight?»
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| Let’s get a game goin'
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| «You can be heard cursing all the way down the block, those are elementary
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| students you’re arguing with»
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| Put a fuckin' game in
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| «Don't you have any desire at all to at least fuck some pussy once in your life?
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| Who wanna game?
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| Another year, another day spent in mama’s basement
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| So much hair, don’t know where my face went, and mama pays rent
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| Damn, wasted, aced it, erase and chase it
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| So close, I can taste it, fuck out of my face, kid
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| Windows, spray-painted red, chair, blew the fuck back
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| Button tappin', nothin' happened, damn, I’m fuckin' nappin'
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| Kill the captain, chill or zap him, trap him and slap him
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| Eight twenty-three or three to noon, so I ain’t leavin' soon
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| Tell the bitch eat a dick, talkin' shit in my earhole
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| He fuckin' called me fat, though, how the fuck he know?
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| Is it some kind of camera on me, is this so?
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| 'Cause I was jackin' off only minutes ago
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| For me it’s nothin' to tell a 9-year-old fuck off fast
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| And if he was standing right here, I’d choke his ass
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| A warrior on the screen, but don’t pull my plug
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| Or you’ll find me stuck in my chair, a worthless slug
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| «How is that chair even comfortable? |
| It looks like it was crushed by a monster
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| truck»
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| Start the fuckin' game
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| «Oh my, Jesus Christ, what the hell is in all them nasty jars?»
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| Let’s get a game goin'
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| «Half the fuckin' yard outside is full of pizza boxes, the city trash wouldn’t
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| take 'em any more»
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| Put a fuckin' game in
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| «Look at your fuckin' toenails, they look like prehistoric elephant tusks»
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| Who wanna game?
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| Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, only three fingers left working
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| But still enough for me to claim I’m an expert in my profession
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| And my profession is fictional
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| I don’t get paid, I earn lives in digital
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| I ain’t been out in four years, doubt I’d fit up the stairs
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| Dreadlocks grown out of my nose, I’ve grown out my clothes
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| I’m naked, rockin' a blanket, my cock I spank, my cocker spaniel
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| I smothered wide under my thunder thighs
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| Hope I ain’t do it too much pain, I’m too into my game
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| Can’t wait to see my girl again, next time I’m playin' Sims
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| I’m aloof, not a total goof, I got time
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| Truth, I’m only 34, Mom, what’s the hurry for?
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| I had a cat a while back, don’t understand it though
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| It must’ve died, thought I smelled a dead animal
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| Big scary world out there, cold, inside, I’m tight
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| And every game I download is a brand new life
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| «All your teeth are gone, what is that you got left there, what is that, three?»
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| Start the fuckin' game
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| «Have you even actually ever met any of these so-called best friends that you
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| game with?»
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| Let’s get a game goin'
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| «They could very well condemn this house based on the conditions of the
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| basement alone»
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| Put a fuckin' game in
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| «What if you had a heart attack and died down here, it’d be weeks before
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| anybody even realized you were gone»
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| Who wanna game?
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| Start the fuckin' game
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| Let’s get a game goin'
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| Put a fuckin' game in
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| Who wanna game?
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| Fuck, man, it’s so hot
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| Well, we’re in the pit of Hell, hah
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| Man, you seem like such a… What?
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| Sucha cool dude, man
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| Ah thanks
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| Why the fuck are you down here?
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| I can chalk that up to one night, hah
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| What happened?
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| Me and my girl, we used to hang out and get drunk in this old cemetery
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| And I’m fuckin' around and here’s one those little mausoleum buildings that
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| people are buried in
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| And I’m fuckin' with the door and it opens
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| So I go in there and it slams shut behind me and I’m lookin' at all this shit
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| this guy’s buried with
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| One thing was this old bottle, it just said 'Red Rum' on it
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| And there was actually some still in there, you know?
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| And the girl I’m with’s kind of a dog-faced gremlin so I thought hell,
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| maybe a swig of this and she’ll be a little hotter, hahaha
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| So I pull the cork off it and holy shit, what an odor
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| But you know what? |
| I fuckin' slammed it
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| And aw man, my head started spinnin'
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| I got this rush and, next thing I knew, I said |