| I paint my face every year all day
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| The 31st ain’t nothin to me, another holiday
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| All of a sudden face painting’s in style
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| And I’ve been doin ever since Gilligan’s Island was on
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| But try to live all year though
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| Try pickin up a chick when you’re painted up like a wierdo
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| Im 68 years old I still trick or treat
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| You think I care? |
| shit I’m trying to find somethin to eat
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| And tell your old ladies to keep your pennys
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| If it ain’t above a quarter, don’t even bother
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| Im sick of these little kids to I know you did it
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| Put a brick in your bag and hit me in the head with it
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| And then they take my candy and diss
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| «Look what I got from the fat guy painted like Kiss!»
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| All year I’m a psycho, huh? |
| I see
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| But every Halloween, you wanna be me!
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| They (You want to be me, don’t you?)
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| (Live careless, freely, don’t you?)
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| Every Halloween ()
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| They want to be me ()
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| They (You want to be me, don’t you?)
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| (Live careless, freely, don’t you?)
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| Every Halloween ()
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| They want to be me ()
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| A gorilla, a puffer fish and a bag lady
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| All made love and had a little baby
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| And supposedly I’m the one
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| But at this point that’s only purely speculation
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| On halloween people smile at me
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| The rest of the year, they dial the police
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| They kick me off their lawn and shoot me off their cars
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| But on Halloween, they’re giving me candy bars
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| Trick or treat it’s 5:30 in the morning
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| Im still out … I’m standing on your lawn
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| And I’m lookin through your window
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| My paint don’t come off, and if it did
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| You think I’m scary now, shiiit
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| I look like Frankenstein that’s been slapped with ugly
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| Yet children hug me on Halloween
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| Theyyyyyyyyy
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| Every Halloween
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| They want to be me
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| Theyyyyyyyyy
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| Every Halloween
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| They want to be me
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| 3−6-4, people hate my guts
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| On halloween though, they wanna ride my nuts
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| They dress up as monsters, freaks, and clowns
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| And pass jelly bears, Goobers, and suckers around
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| They next day when I try to trick or treat
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| It’s «get off my porch, or I’ll call the cops, you freak!»
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| I don’t understand you people but that’s ok
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| I’ll see you all next time you try to be Violent J
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| Theyyyyyyyyy
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| Every Halloween
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| They want to be me
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| Theyyyyyyyyy
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| Every Halloween
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| They want to be me
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| Theyyyyyyyyy
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| Every Halloween
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| They want to be meee
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| Theyyyyyyyyy
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| Every halloween
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| They want to be me
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| (Well I don’t care)
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| (Well I don’t care)
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| (Well I don’t care)
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| (Well I don’t care) |