| «Detroit has the most carjackings of any major city in the United States»
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| «Leave your keys in the car, bitch!»
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| «Ah! |
| Okay! |
| Okay!»
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| «Leave your keys in the car! |
| Let- L-L-Leave your keys in the car!»
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| «Do whatever you want! |
| Just don’t hurt me!»
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| «Get the fuck out!»
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| «Most carjackings occur between 8 P.M. |
| and midnight, and twice as many men get
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| carjacked as women.»
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| «Aw shit, man.»
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| «Get out of the car. |
| Don’t fuckin' move. |
| Don’t think. |
| Just get out.»
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| «Whatever you say, man. |
| Just take the keys.»
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| «I'll fuckin' blow you out.»
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| I’m takin' Woodward downtown. |
| It’s been a while, a lot of changes:
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| New Walgreens and CVS. |
| There’s still a lot of danger
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| Waitin' at the light, I saw a gun and a stranger
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| Now I’m fuckin' walkin', and he’s in my Ford Ranger
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| Through the scary tunnel underneath the train station
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| To Mexican Town, I saw a couple on vacation
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| With just a broken bottle, I robbed them of their keys
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| «Our car is parked right over there — the Seabreeze»
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| To jack or be jacked in this town, I fuckin' get that
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| But why’d it have to be a bitch’s ride? |
| I ain’t with that
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| I could barely fit into the seat of this toy
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| The steering wheel was stuck under my gut. |
| Oh joy
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| I’m riding with that top down. |
| I’m the one who got clowned
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| Eject Taylor Swift. |
| Any good CDs are not found
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| I went to pick up Shaggy. |
| Sometimes he ain’t got no heart
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| He said he’d rather walk than ride with a Mary in a go-kart
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| «Detroit's east side has the most number of carjackings.»
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| «Wait, hold up! |
| Give me the keys! |
| Give me the mother fucking key!»
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| Carjack, carjack
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| Of fuckin' Detroit (Murderous!)
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| Fire in the streets
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| Burnin' up, burnin' up
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| What happens now
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| When Carjacks the Clown
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| Pull you outta your ride
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| And drive it all through the town?
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| Whip it around (Hey!)
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| Whip it around (Uh uh)
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| The Wicked Clowns (Hey!)
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| Whip it around (Uh uh)
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| Whip it around (Hey!)
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| Whip it around (Uh uh)
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| The Wicked Clowns (Hey!)
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| Whip it around (Whoop whoop!)
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| Took the bus out to Taylor, but they closed
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| I seen a used car lot. |
| It said to visit Walter
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| Walter was old with a white hoagie mustache
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| I said I’m looking for something fast and got much cash
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| He said he got a Corvette for 45 grand
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| That’s what it’ll take to put the keys in my hand
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| Well don’t I get a test drive once around the block?
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| As he kept talking, I just whipped out my Glock
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| Walter started cryin' and hung his head low
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| He just handed me the keys and said «Go»
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| Michigan Avenue, my slicks were loud
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| Every time I hit ‘em, they would pop the crowd
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| Until a van of thugs surrounded my ‘Vette
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| They took the car, my, and my cigarettes
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| Now I’m walkin' down Jefferson all the way home
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| Damn, it feels shitty when you’re given the bone
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| But what’s this? |
| Monte Carlo parked on somebody’s lawn
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| Keys in it. |
| Let’s get it. |
| Once again, it’s on!
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| Carjack, carjack
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| Of fuckin' Detroit (Murderous!)
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| Fire in the streets
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| Burnin' up, burnin' up
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| What happens now
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| When Carjacks the Clown
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| Pull you outta your ride
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| And drive it all through the town?
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| Whip it around (Hey!)
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| Whip it around (Uh uh)
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| The Wicked Clowns (Hey!)
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| Whip it around (Uh uh)
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| Whip it around (Hey!)
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| Whip it around (Uh uh)
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| The Wicked Clowns (Hey!)
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| Whip it around (Whoop whoop!)
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| «More than 35% of carjackings in Detroit end with homicide.»
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| «Hey, I told you don’t fuckin' look at me, man!» |
| «No!» |
| *gunshots*
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| Carjack, carjack
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| Of fuckin' Detroit (Murderous!)
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| Fire in the streets
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| Burnin' up, burnin' up
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| What happens now
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| When Carjacks the Clown
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| Pull you outta your ride
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| And drive it all through the town?
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| Whip it around (Hey!)
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| Whip it around (Uh uh)
|
| The Wicked Clowns (Hey!)
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| Whip it around (Uh uh)
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| Whip it around (Hey!)
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| Whip it around (Uh uh)
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| The Wicked Clowns (Hey!)
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| Whip it around (Whoop whoop!)
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| Whip it around-round (Hey!)
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| Whip it around (Uh uh)
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| The Wicked Clowns-clowns (Hey!)
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| Whip it around (Uh uh)
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| Whip it around-round (Hey!)
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| Whip it around (Uh uh)
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| The Wicked Clowns-clowns (Hey!)
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| Whip it around (Whoop whoop!) |