| «Looking for some special candy, are you?»
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| «You know it.»
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| «Perhaps some bad candy? |
| Hmm?»
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| «Hell yeah»
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| «Maybe some of them two shot chew pops? |
| With enough punch to blow rude tops out
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| they poop box?»
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| «Uh huh»
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| «Them
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| are dandy, man. |
| Who’s equipped to get shit loads? |
| The candy man!"
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| Two scoops, goosebumps, mud stumps, tombstones
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| Fruit juice, loose lumps, fudge chunks, scoop cones
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| I’m the candy man, got your candy, man
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| Get your fanny ready quick, I’ll have it handy, man
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| My variety of flavor depends on your paper
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| So if you can afford it, Candy can import it
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| I’m the candy man, got your candy, man
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| Get your fanny ready quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick
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| I gives a shit what you crave or how you choose to misbehave
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| Create a fuckin' sex slave or fill your tenth grave
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| Need a Pez dispenser, a Ruger with the sensor
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| Need a box of Red Hots, Glocks with the red dos
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| Come up with the cheddar, I’m runnin' through the dark web
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| Ain’t shit too hard to get, I’ll ship your sweetheart’s head
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| If the plastic come apart, the boxes comin' dark red
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| Even though a part bled, it’s well worth the charge bread
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| You lookin' for the
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| or them loud poppers?
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| I’ll get you crowd stoppers, or them silent cop droppers
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| Some shit that’ll breach the vest of ATF coppers
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| Even reach defense in urgent ghetto bird choppers
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| Got them popcorn top uniform heart stoppers
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| Big shop pig pop and fuckin' wig floppers
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| Got them suckers and yuckers and fuckin' truffles and puckers
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| And hip hop for your hots blowin' through you mother fuckers
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| Two scoops, goosebumps, mud stumps, tombstones
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| Fruit juice, loose lumps, fudge chunks, scoop cones
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| I’m the candy man, got your candy, man
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| Get your fanny ready quick, I’ll have it handy, man
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| My variety of flavor (Flavor) depends on your paper (Paper)
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| So if you can afford it (Money) Candy can import it (What money?)
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| I’m the candy man, got your candy, man
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| Get your fanny ready quick, I’ll have it handy, man
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| It’s sticky, yummy, gooey, chewy, tasty, and delicious
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| Here for your darkest, sickest, vicious, twisted wishes
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| Would you like my sugar sticky? |
| Give my dick a licky
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| I choke bitches while fuckin' them, all bruises, ho, no hickies
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| Try my candy-coated roofies, got them loosies Cosby uses
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| Loose screws, chewy juices, uses, and excuses
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| I got annual manuals, teach you pantyhose strangle holds
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| Got you yankable ankle bolts or your hangable bangables
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| Try my edible deadables, have 'em readably spreadable
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| I got federal medicals, she give head
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| bendable
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| Trinkets and devices, what you think, and be precisive
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| Candy can meet your demands if you can meet with Candy’s prices
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| Holla holla holla holla scooby doobie pooper scoop
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| Fresh and fruity, pull up roll-up, hold up, blow up juicy fruit
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| Hoops, loops, fruits, scoops, fudge chunks, poop chutes
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| I double popped them troubled cops and bopped them out they blue boots
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| Two scoops, goosebumps, mud stumps, tombstones
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| Fruit juice, loose lumps, fudge chunks, scoop cones
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| I’m the candy man, got your candy, man
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| Get your fanny ready quick, I’ll have it handy, man
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| My variety of flavor (Flavor) depends on your paper (Paper)
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| So if you can afford it (Money) Candy can import it (What money?)
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| I’m the candy man, got your candy, man
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| Get your fanny ready quick, I’ll have it handy, man
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| Booger sugar, blue dots, red pops
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| Who gots all and more? |
| The Candyman
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| Power dips, pink chew, sour lips
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| Who’s your link to all and more? |
| The Candyman
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| Booger sugar, blue dots, red pops
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| Who gots all and more? |
| The Candyman
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| Power dips, pink chew, sour lips
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| Who’s your link to all and more? |
| The Candyman
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| Booger sugar, blue dots, red pops
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| Who gots all and more? |
| The Candyman
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| Power dips, pink chew, sour lips
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| Who’s your link to all and more? |
| The Candyman
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| Booger sugar, blue dots, red pops
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| Who gots all and more? |
| The Candyman
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| Power dips, pink chew, sour lips
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| Who’s your link to all and more? |
| The Candyman
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| Two scoops, goosebumps, mud stumps, tombstones
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| Fruit juice, loose lumps, fudge chunks, scoop cones
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| I’m the candy man, got your candy, man
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| Get your fanny ready quick, I’ll have it handy, man
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| My variety of flavor (Flavor) depends on your paper (Paper)
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| So if you can afford it (Money) Candy can import it (What money?)
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| I’m the candy man, got your candy, man
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| Get your fanny ready quick, I’ll have it handy, man |