| Bitches get sprung when I walk by
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| I dunno if its my ass, or maybe cuz I talk fly
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| But no lie, as soon as I speak to em
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| They all want me to screw em
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| I introduce myself, and panties start falling
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| No dinner-dates, fuck stalling
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| Your girl, his wife, it don’t matter
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| They all want this dick-hole platter
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| It’s dangerous for any chick on my arm
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| Other hoes wanna cause em bodily harm
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| Maybe cuz I wear my jeans so tight
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| But they all fight for the right to fuck me all night
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| These hoes wanna kiss any time any place
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| And have clown paint smudged all over their face
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| They steal my number, catch me on the internet
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| And tell me all how they nedens are dripping wet
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| Bitches hang around my home like stray cats
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| Trying to catch a motherfucker shirtless
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| Could be my profile, or my haircut (whut)
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| But I turn sweetie boos into sluts
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| (I take it in in the butt, that’s what the lady at the store said
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| Chick up at Walgreen’s offering head
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| I’m like «Whoa», and I’m getting free food up at Subway
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| Every bitch and her mama love J
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| I can’t help but spring these hoes
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| And they all wanna fuck me
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| They come to me
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| And I’m quick to leave a bitch sprung
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| Boing, boing
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| And I’m quick to leave a bitch sprung
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| Boing, boing
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| I can’t help but spring these hoes
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| And they all wanna fuck me
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| They come to me
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| And I’m quick to leave a bitch sprung
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| Boing, boing
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| And I’m quick to leave a bitch sprung
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| Boing, boing
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| Your old lady’s got eyes for me
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| And I know when you’re fucking her, she cries for me
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| Female judges sentence me to do time
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| I tell them all, make a singe-file (tit? dick?)-line
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| Ugly ducklings, and beautiful angels
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| They all dropping their thongs to they ankles
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| Maybe it’s my cologne, RightGuard
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| I dunno, but for this dick, yo, they fighting hard
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| Hoes love throwing they panties at me
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| Poop-stains and all, my brain’s in awe
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| Is it my swagger? |
| Or is it my juice? |
| Why?
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| They want a piece of this wang-nut pie
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| I could be itching my athlete’s feet
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| And hoes be like «Awww, that’s so sweet!»
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| And everything translates to sex
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| Bitches begging me to flex my pecks
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| Slipping me their digits, turn around and goose me
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| Fighting off ten at a time, like fucking Jet Li
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| Shit’s ridiculous, I’m like «Slow down»
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| I got plenty of pipe to go around
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| Two are in the kitchen, three in the bathtub
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| I’m with somebody fat wife making mad love
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| Real women of the worldwide Juggalos
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| You can ask my bitch, yo mama knows!
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| I can’t help but spring these hoes
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| And they all wanna fuck me
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| They come to me
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| And I’m quick to leave a bitch sprung
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| Boing, boing
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| And I’m quick to leave a bitch sprung
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| Boing, boing
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| I can’t help but spring these hoes
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| And they all wanna fuck me
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| They come to me
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| And I’m quick to leave a bitch sprung
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| Boing, boing
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| And I’m quick to leave a bitch sprung
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| Boing, boing
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| I can’t help but spring these hoes
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| And they all wanna fuck me
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| They come to me
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| And I’m quick to leave a bitch sprung
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| Boing, boing
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| And I’m quick to leave a bitch sprung
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| Boing, boing
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| I can’t help but spring these hoes
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| And they all wanna fuck me
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| They come to me
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| And I’m quick to leave a bitch sprung
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| Boing, boing
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| And I’m quick to leave a bitch sprung
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| Boing, boing |