| Woe is me, shit gets cold for ninjas old as me
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| I’m pigeon-toed with corroded fuckin' folded feet
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| Plus I got molded teeth, knees bowed, can’t hold the load of me
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| Plus I’m told my heart is swolled and could explode in me
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| They can fix my pill addictions with some quick refill prescriptions
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| Quit sayin' chill with restrictions, left sick and worse ill condition
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| And my nuts must rust, because they just bust dust
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| Dickhead spontaneously combusted and left concussed
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| I got scoliosis, microcytosis, severe psychosis
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| Doses of osmosis with hellafied halitotis
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| Got them Crohn’s in my bones, infected veins in my brains
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| Hepatitis A, B, C, and thirty-three other strains
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| Bitches gave me Siamese syphilis and Croatian chlamydia
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| Gonorrhean diarrhea, leaving britches shittier
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| I’m a dyslexic, anorexic, hectic, epileptic
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| With hellafied bent egg dick, but check it
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| Bitch, I’m fine
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| Peep me while I gets my boogie on
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| Even when it’s pourin', I still shine
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| You dig the way I gets my boogie on
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| I said bitch, I’m fine
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| Peep me while I gets my boogie on
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| Even underwater, I still shine
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| You dig the way I gets my boogie on
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| Shit, I got some ulcers, got that Alzheimers, arthritis and amnesia
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| Acne, slackjaw, slapface, plus the mumps of Melanesia
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| I caught Rosacea in Malaysia plus Peru’s blue flue
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| Indonesian sneezin’s the reason I’m freezin' in Oahu
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| Laryngitis, gingivitis, bronchitis, and gastritis
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| Meningitis, tonsillitis, with chronic elephantiasis
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| My dick is spittin' sticky liquid that sizzles on contact
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| In New Guinea, something bit me, I’m thinkin' a wombat
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| Got the measles and chicken pox, broke another toe kickin' rocks
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| They callin' me Sir Sick-a-Lot, should keep my dick up in a sock
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| Heartbeat is speedin' quick and not, they sick of me gettin' a spot
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| Doc said inject him with somethin' toxic and stick him in a box
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| I got chiggers, crabs, tapeworms, ringworms, bedbugs, head lice
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| Been in a coma, with pneumonia, drink ammonia, dead twice
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| I’m not hallicinatin', no use in debatin' or waitin'
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| It’s only truth I’m statin' Joey Utsler they hatin', but
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| Bitch, I’m fine
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| Peep me while I gets my boogie on
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| Even when it’s pourin', I still shine
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| You dig the way I gets my boogie on
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| I said bitch, I’m fine
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| Peep me while I gets my boogie on
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| Even underwater, I still shine
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| You dig the way I gets my boogie on
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| Bitch, I’m fine
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| Peep me while I gets my boogie on
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| Even when it’s pourin', I still shine
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| You dig the way I gets my boogie on
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| Bitch, I’m fine
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| Peep me while I gets my boogie on
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| Even underwater, I still shine
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| You dig the way I gets my boogie on
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| Bitch, I’m fine |