| Remember me? | 
| Don’t act like you don’t remember me, bitch | 
| I know you remember | 
| Because | 
| (You came to my birthday party) | 
| Back before bein' cool was such a disease (Uh huh) | 
| (You came to my birthday party) | 
| We held it down and rocked it out at Chuck E. Cheese (We did) | 
| (You came to my birthday party) | 
| You even brought me a present. | 
| We drank pop and played tag | 
| (You came to my birthday party) | 
| We were unconditioned to hate and call each other fag | 
| We were nine or ten years old. | 
| I know you don’t remember | 
| Even if you do, you won’t admit it. | 
| You would never | 
| Lend a hand if you saw me getting beat up in the back, and | 
| Still I remember when you showed up dressed like Bat-Man, when | 
| (You came to my birthday party) | 
| We gave a fuck less about race, creed, or color | 
| (You came to my birthday party) | 
| When it was time to go home, we cried and begged our mothers (No!) | 
| (You came to my birthday party) | 
| We ate the cake and ice cream, acted a fool from the sugar | 
| (You came to my birthday party) | 
| We laughed and chased your little sister 'round with a booger | 
| We didn’t know life would separate us, turn us into scrubs and players | 
| Turn us into nerds and jocks, frontin' for these haters | 
| And we gravitate to cliques and wouldn’t be caught dead together | 
| Back then, our hearts were pure and clean, 'cause we ain’t know no better. | 
| Ha! | 
| (You came to my birthday party) | 
| What would happen if I showed up at yours next weekend? | 
| (You came to my birthday party) | 
| Ain’t nothin' changed but the times, yet I’d surely catch a beatin' | 
| (You came to my birthday party) | 
| Your daddy dropped you off and picked you up when it was done | 
| (You came to my birthday party) | 
| My mama wrapped the leftover cake and even let you take some | 
| Go ahead and lie to me. | 
| No matter who you try to be | 
| I remember when you was true. | 
| You can’t deny to me | 
| We should all remember then, pure and young and heaven sent | 
| We’re taught by others how to hate. | 
| We’re born with love, it’s evident | 
| A child’s mind is something free. | 
| All they want is company | 
| But life turns us on each other. | 
| Punk him or he’s punkin' me | 
| The masses are like blind sheep, follow 'cause they minds weak | 
| Remember we was cool as little kids? | 
| (Don't remind me) But you did | 
| (You came to my birthday party) (You did) | 
| Back before bein' cool was such a disease (Uh huh) | 
| (You came to my birthday party) | 
| We held it down and rocked it down at Chuck E. uh, Cheese | 
| (You came to my birthday party) | 
| You brought me a present. | 
| We drank pop and played tag | 
| (You came to my birthday party) | 
| We were unconditioned to hate and call each other fags | 
| (You came to my birthday party) | 
| I I I I I I wish I had pics | 
| (You came to my birthday party) | 
| Or or or or or video footage | 
| (You came to my birthday party) | 
| I I I I I I know you remember, bitch | 
| (You came to my birthday party) | 
| You’re too cool to admit, but I know you remember | 
| (You came to my birthday party) | 
| Punk mother fucker, I know you remember. | 
| You remember | 
| (You came to my birthday party) (You remember, bitch) | 
| We was friends. | 
| I know you remember (Woo!) | 
| (You came to my birthday party) (Uh huh) | 
| Fuck you, actin' like you don’t remember | 
| (You came to my birthday party) (Bitch) | 
| I I I I I I wish I had pics | 
| (I remember, though) | 
| I I I I I I I I wish I had pics | 
| (I remember, though, but) | 
| I I I do. | 
| I wish I had pictures | 
| — Okay, class. | 
| Quiet down. | 
| Quiet down. | 
| As you know. | 
| Mr Duncan is not here today, | 
| so we have a substitute teacher | 
| — That's right | 
| — His name is Mr. Bruce | 
| — No, the Duke | 
| — 'Scuse me? | 
| — Violent J, the Duke | 
| — Okay? | 
| Mr. Duke | 
| — Pfft. | 
| Whatever, bitch. | 
| Alright, listen up. | 
| Hey! | 
| Listen up! | 
| Yo! | 
| Alright, then |