| What’s up player?
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| (You know they don’t like juggalos over there)
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| Right
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| (50 bucks says you don’t get nothin)
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| Man, let me tell you somethin
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| Check this out (What up?)
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| It might sound shady
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| But I fuck a rich hoe named Grady.
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| They call her that cause her hair is blue,
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| She’s one of them rebellious rock chicks too.
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| Anyway she has a big hoop in her neden,
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| Rings, chains, needles, pins, and things
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| Tatoos, it might sound fierce,
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| But I swear to God the bitch gots her butthole pierced.
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| She told me she liked it rough, I’m like straight,
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| First thing she did was punch me in the face,
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| I’m about to plant one to her jaw,
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| Before I could she was tounging my balls,
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| Oooooh whadablah, I dropped my weapon,
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| Looked down and my nuts was kicksteppin,
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| We was butt naked all over the floor
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| It felt weird though cause we was at the Faygo store.
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| Momma don’t like this wicked clown
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| I might come from the dark side of town
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| When she’s gone and you’re alone again
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| 50 bucks says you’ll let me in
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| (Hey yo Shaggy)
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| What up player?
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| (You know they don’t like juggalos over there)
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| Right
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| (50 bucks says you don’t get nothing)
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| Maan, let me tell you somethin.
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| I’ve done fuck bitches both sides of the border,
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| Nuthin like Gretta the millionaire’s daughter,
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| Something like 950-sumthin pounds,
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| 5'8"tall and she looove clowns.
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| Bitch had titties like water balloons,
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| My boys used to swing off 'em like baboons,
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| She’d buy us chocolates, swiss cheese pie,
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| And take it, and bake it… completely naked,
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| An ocean of loopness it ain’t like nuthin,
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| Just jump anywhere in the mess and start humpin,
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| Don’t really matter where I stick my dick,
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| I just reach (yeah), and grab (yeah), and stab (yeah), and jab (yeah),
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| But that ain’t the reason that I love this hoe,
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| She used to do a funny little trick with my dick hole:
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| She’d blow into it and make a wish,
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| And my nuts would expand like puffer fish. |