Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Your Mother's Got a Penis, artist - Goldie Lookin Chain. Album song Greatest Hits (DMD), in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 12.09.2004
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Warner Music UK
Song language: English
Your Mother's Got a Penis |
That’s right, you knows what I’m saying |
Your mother’s offered me the goods, I’m not paying. |
It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke |
Something funny to say when I was having a smoke. |
I first heard off this bloke, this fucking rumour going round |
Your mother’s reputation it’s not sound |
She’s saving up the pennies hoping they’d turn into pounds |
To have an operation to swap her gender around. |
It’s a shock to me and it’s a shock to you |
Your mother’s got a beard, sandals and a penis too |
It don’t look right see, when she’s walking down the street |
To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet |
I said |
Your mother’s got a penis |
Your mother’s got a penis |
Your mother’s got a penis |
That’s right |
Your mother’s got a penis |
In internet rooms and computer mainframes |
There’s loads of emails but your mother’s blue veins. |
Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms |
But the ones in her member hidden in her gown. |
She walks around proud, with a short dress on |
Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong. |
Often it’s dripping, sometimes it’s dry |
No matter when I see her there’s a tear in my eye. |
I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter |
But I thought fuck that I’d write a song in much better. |
The only way to do it, to really let you know |
I could prove it because I gave it a blow. |
It was purely accidently because she got me really drunk |
And she made me kiss her elephant trunk. |
You know why? |
That’s right |
Your mother got a penis. |
Your mother’s got a penis (Your mother’s got a penis) |
Your mother’s got a penis (Your mother’s got a penis) |
Your mother’s got a penis (Your mother’s got a penis, c’mon) |
That’s right |
Your mother’s got a penis (Your mother’s got a penis) |
Your mother’s got a penis (Your mother’s got a penis) |
Your mother’s got a penis (Your mother’s got a penis) |
Your mother’s got a penis (Let's Rock !) |
That’s right |
Your mother’s got a penis |
When she walks down the street, then she walks like John Wayne |
I just seen her pissing standing up again. |
Don’t make no sense when you see her here and there |
She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair. |
And a single eye that sometimes weeps |
If she lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets |
Or up against the door or the back of your neck |
If your mother’s around then you make a double check. |
I hate to tell you with all due respect |
Take your mother to the doctors because her front bum’s wrecked. |
You know why? |
Your mother’s got a penis (C'mon Wembley) |
Your mother’s got a penis (Your mother’s got a penis) |
Your mother’s got a penis |
Your mother’s got a penis (Put your hands in the air, Wembley) |
That’s right |
Your mother’s got a penis (Yes) |
Your mother’s got a penis (Wembley Arena, I can feel the electricity, C’mon !) |
Your mother’s got a penis |
Your mother’s got a penis |
That’s right |
Your mother’s got a penis |
For the 18th week running, UK rap grounp the GLC hold the number one |
position of the US billboard chart with another smash hit, Your Mother’s Got A |
Penis. |
Come 'ere boys, you ever seen a woman with a cock before? |
Come yer, c’mon look at it. |
Bouncing up and down I’ll stick it in you |
Come yer, a woman with a cock. |
Tidy ! |
Yeah it’s the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis. |