| Get down there as fast as you can
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| Down the M4 past Carmarthen
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| Off the coast you might see an angle shark
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| And you could ride roller coster at Oakwood Park
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| Have some welsh rarebit or lamb Cawl
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| Or go on a walk to a nice waterfall
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| I don’t mean to boast but have you seen the coast
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| Barafundle is the beach people seem to like the most
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| West side you can hang around the woods
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| Or sample a wide range of fucking homemade goods
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| Bara brith cup of tea and a spliff
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| Or hang around Tenby you can walk along a cliff
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| Bird spotting now you really got me itching
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| Technically it’s known to the pros as twitching
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| Don’t fret if you think that’s slack
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| Get down to Pembroke and fucking hire a kayak
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| This one goes out the the west side
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| All my ffrindiau eating bara brith
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| This one goes out the the west side
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| All the way round to Aberystwyth
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| This one goes out the the west side
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| All my ffrindiau eating bara brith
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| This one goes out the the west side
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| All the way round to Aberystwyth
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| Way out west where the sun is blazing
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| Eating laver bread coz I got the craving
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| It’s so safe out of harms reach
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| They even got a full licensed nudest beach
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| West Wales lush for a walk
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| If your a vegetarian or a lover of pork
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| Go to Broad Haven or St Brides
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| If your swimming in the sea mind the tides
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| On Caldey island you’ll have a great time
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| Getting drunk with the monks on communion wine
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| I’ll tell the world it’s where I want o reside
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| I messaged Snoop Dogg but he never replied
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| A coz he’s like west side isn’t he
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| It’s a different west side
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| Bet he’d love a weekend down Llangrannog
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| Or Tresaith or something
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| This one goes out the the west side
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| All my ffrindiau eating bara brith
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| This one goes out the the west side
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| All the way round to Aberystwyth
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| This one goes out the the west side
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| All my ffrindiau eating bara brith
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| This one goes out the the west side
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| All the way round to Aberystwyth
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| Imagine him and Dr Dre going in the rock pools
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| He’d have a wicked time
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| Both picturesque and full of charm
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| Come and spend the day hanging out in Laugharne
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| Where Bob Dylan ha d a shed
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| Or you can always go and visit Fishguard instead
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| Go to Pendine drive as fast as you can
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| Or just sit on the beach and get a tan
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| Great Wall of China or the Inca trails
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| No thanks cart I’m off to West Wales
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| I’m gonna tell you straight your a massive ass hole
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| If you never get to see Pembroke castle
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| Go west on holiday Fresh Water East is a great place to stay
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| If you like spicy food don’t worry
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| There’s loads of places you can get a hot curry
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| If you want a McFlurry don’t get stressed
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| Theres’s a drive through McDonalds in Haverfordwest
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| Buys some Welsh cheese or Welsh cakes
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| Get down West Wales for fucks sakes
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| Two weeks in the summer in a static
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| Down West Wales listening to Illmatic
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| So get down West Wales today
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| And take your nan on a holiday
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| Sipping on Gin and juice down the Parrog in Newport
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| Snoop Dogg Dr Dre um can’t think of any of their songs now
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| This one goes out the the west side
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| All my ffrindiau eating bara brith
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| This one goes out the the west side
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| All the way round to Aberystwyth
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| This one goes out the the west side
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| All my ffrindiau eating bara brith
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| This one goes out the the west side
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| All the way round to Aberystwyth
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| That Snoop Dogg’s wicked he loves smoking weed he does
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| Wicked
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| He loves the chronic
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| He loves the crack pipe he does
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| Chronic
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| On it what
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| Chronic
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| Chronic I got I can’t hear you over this I got the fucking earphones on I can’t
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| hear nothing…
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| Are you still taping |