| Aww fucking hell these songs are good in they
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| It’s amazing
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| We need to do one thats like not as good as the others
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| It will make the better ones sound good do you know what I mean
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| You, eat like one of them songs propel skip over and don’t listen to like
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| Yeah it’s the one like you fast forward in the car
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| Yeah something really boring
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| I got a fucking idea why don’t we do a song about our heroes you know what
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| people
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| What we like and all that people what we wanna be like and all
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| That’s mediocre as fuck
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| No ones gonna fucking listen to that
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| I’m turning it off before I’ve even fucking recorded it mate
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| Put a beat on Xain lets rip a track
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| There’s loads of people I respect
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| And each I select for a different aspect
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| Wanna be like the man from Go Compare
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| Or link Don King with his loverly hair
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| Like Tony Montana in Scarface
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| I wanna be like the Beast off of the Chase
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| It’s not where your from it’s where your at
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| I wanna be like Biggie but not as fat
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| I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like
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| Uh I wanna be like the cast from All Allo
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| I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like
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| Uh I wanna be like Martin Bashir
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| I wanna be like all of the Woo Town Clan
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| Be a Ghostface Killah shopping in Cwmbran
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| Like method Man have my own TV show
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| Hanging out with Rake One smoking Endo
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| I want to be like Gary Lineker that would be sweet
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| Be on Match Of The Day with all the crisps I can eat
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| Like Paul Mccartney when he was in Wings
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| Or Michael Jackson before he did those terrible things
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| I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like
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| Uh I wanna be like Bamber Gascoigne
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| I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like
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| Uh I wanna be like Oliver Reed
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| There’s people in life I aspire to
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| Wanna be like Jackie Chan doing Kung Foo
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| Like Richard Madeley saying the wrong thing
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| Or Frank Bruno when he stepped in the ring
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| Like Jimi Hendrix but not as dead
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| Or Kurt Cobain before he blew off his head
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| I want to be like James Martin cooking a flan
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| But most of all I want to be Batman
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| I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like
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| Uh I wanna be like Craig David
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| I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like
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| Uh I wanna be like John Craven
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| I want to be like all the people I love
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| Like Jeremy Beadle with a time leather glove
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| Imaging all the coolest fuckers you’ve ever seen
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| Like being King Dong but with a tiny peen
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| I wanna be like Blacklace do the Superman
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| Or Gazza just before he got wrecked on the cans
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| I don’t know why I said that I don’t even like soccer
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| Rather be Lemmy form Moterhead coz he’s a rocker
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| I wanna be like Arthur Lowe
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| Don’t tell em Pike yo coz that’s my flow
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| I wanna be like Les Dennis or Dustin Gee
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| Or Tinhead from Brookside coz he’s proper GLC
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| I wanna be like all my favourite stars
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| Howard from Tomorrow’s World driving futuristic cars
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| Or judith hann the list never ends
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| And if I can’t be like them I like to think we’d be friends
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| I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like
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| Uh I wanna be like Howard from the Halifax adverts
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| I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like
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| Uh I wanna be like my mother coz she’s wicked |