| Theres a lot of swearing on these songs isn’t there
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| I mean like you know my mother can’t even listen to the song anymore
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| There’s too much swearing in here
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| Thing is right my nephew Carl he’s only like six or something or seven or
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| fourteen
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| And he can’t play it in the car and his mother gets all upset
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| Why don’t we do a song with no swearing in it
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| What like a song with no swearing
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| Yeah like a song with no swearing in it
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| You know don’t fucking swear
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| Alright
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| I use to be a mother puffin fool
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| Swearing like I was in primary school
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| Clucking bell my tongue was so sharp
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| All the cuss words I’m like wholly carp
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| I was massive Fragile Rock
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| Coz I was trying to show off I was trying to shock
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| I thought what the helicopter now I see
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| It’s just a load of sugar honey ice tea
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| I think peas and rice back in the day
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| When I think of all the words that I use to say
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| You can tell you mum I don’t give a flying duck
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| I ain’t gonna curse so turn this snap up
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| So turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring
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| Just remember there’s no swearing
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| Turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring
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| Just remember there ain’t no swearing
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| No middle fingers no flicking Vs
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| No references involving cheese
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| Won’t be saying words that rhyme with sponge
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| That start with CLU and end in UNGE
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| It’s more than just not swearing
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| People need to be more caring and sharing
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| So when it comes to swearing give it a pass
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| I don’t give a fire truck you can kiss my grass
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| Snoop Dogg M and M and Little Wayne
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| Shut the front door let me explain
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| Stop cussing yo don’t be a schmuck
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| When it comes to Gangster Rap I don’t give a Donald Duck
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| Mister T would have called you a suck and Die Hard
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| Yippee ki yay mother trucker
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| Control your language for fox cakes
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| Holy guacamole put on the breaks
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| So turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring
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| Just remember there’s no swearing
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| Turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring
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| Just remember there ain’t no swearing
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| I know the B words I know the T word
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| I know both the C words I know all the F words
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| Is there one that begins with L
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| If you don’t want to hear the F bomb going boom
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| Start giving a shiitake mushrooms
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| Don’t be a son of a biscuit you know what to do
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| If I hear you swear I’m gonna say yuk foo
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| Holy spit cut out the swears
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| Your not a celebrity chef it’s not kitchen nightmares
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| Turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring
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| But just remember there’s no swearing
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| Rap and Grime could be to blame
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| Full of Fs and Ss just to profane
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| Apparently Michael Jackson never swore
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| But would you let him baby sit your kids I’m not sure
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| Don’t be a Fresh Prince Of Bel Air
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| Your lying if you said you heard Will Smith swear
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| Dagnabbit he’ll be saying oh snap
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| Coz there ain’t no swear word in this rap
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| So turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring
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| Just remember there’s no swearing
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| Turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring
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| Just remember there ain’t no swearing
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| I don’t I had to I gave up swearing like
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| Coz people got upset like
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| Coz I do it all the time like
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| I don’t do much now
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| Just when I watch celebrity Crystal Maze on the TV |