| All the things I learnt from Newport
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| Always twice as fast a three o’clock in the morning so no one can jump you
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| Always be prepared and always have a laugh
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| I tell you what I like Wildings at Christmas mate
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| I grew up in Newport in the nineteen eighties
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| Hanging by the castle with all my mates
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| Sparking up a spliff in John Frost Square
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| Puking on ourselves coz we just don’t care
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| Drinking so much booze you get covered in shite
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| Stella Artois to Diamond White
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| Learnt all my lessons being from Newport
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| I’ll always remember all I was taught
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| I think back and I remember well
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| Buying underage booze in Baneswell
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| Drinking on the corner taking amphets
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| Sharing a pack of ten cigarettes
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| Over Maesglas on the BMX track
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| Was the first time I tried squidgy black
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| We’d get a chase from the police
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| Causing trouble and disturbing the peace
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| There’s loads of things that you can’t be taught
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| Unless your born and raised in chikka chikka Newport
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| There’s loads of things that you’ll never see
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| Unless you grew up in the NPT
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| Ridding round the streets playing with my toys
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| Avoiding the Youth Firm and the Rodgy Nutty Boys
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| Going down the County Saturday afternoon
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| Making a draw yogurt heated up on a spoon
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| Adam and Dipper would come round my house
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| We’d drink ten cans and then we’d go out
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| Have a fat spliff on the way into town
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| Try walking in the Murenger without falling down
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| Remember when Zanzibar was Brooklyn Heights
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| Getting chips from Boomers and dodging fights
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| Hooking up with the crew after school
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| Go up Mister Cues to buy weed and play pool
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| Big up to Walshy and 38 Double D
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| Now that shit’s just a memory
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| Seeing the colours on LSD
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| Smoking soapbar with Phil Sasha and Lee
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| We used to kick it in town on a Saturday
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| Come back from Hitman with tunes to play
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| Can’t remember much of what went on
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| I think about it now but most of it’s gone
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| I think back and reminisce
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| Checking out the girls I wanted to kiss
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| Then it’s on to the park chilling on the swings
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| It’s amazing how you remember these things
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| There’s loads of things that you can’t be taught
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| Unless your born and raised in chikka chikka Newport
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| There’s loads of things that you’ll never see
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| Unless you grew up in the NPT
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| I use to pick asparagus so I could get paid
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| At Very Hill Farm out marshfield way
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| I never saved any money always spent up all my cash
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| Often swapping it with Tony and with Willis for some Hash
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| Seven fifty for a teenth fiver for a gram
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| Get acid in the Trout Vaults never drank in the Talisman
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| These are things I did as a teenager
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| No Instagram or mobile just a BT pager
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| Down by the statues with the crew felt like a star
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| Two pound fifty for half a pizza from Newport Fish Bar
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| Was you a Sweaty or a Townty were you torn
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| Didn’t care much for Ritzy’s but I did Grooves Platform
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| I tell these stories like biblical psalms
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| Like that time that Giles Sports had a visit from John Barnes
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| Remember Barkers Chippie Jeans on display
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| Or Universe in Magor when Sasha DJed
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| You know these days might all be in the past
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| But fucking hell son I had a proper fucking blast
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| It was like a shit version of New York
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| But like a good shit version of new York
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| There’s loads of things that you can’t be taught
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| Unless your born and raised in chikka chikka Newport
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| There’s loads of things that you’ll never see
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| Unless you grew up in the NPT
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| Riding on the scramblers down the train tracks
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| Playing pitch and toss on the wall outside the Halifax
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| Shooting up the soft kids with my black widow
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| Newport taught me things when I was just a kiddo
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| Up to Brecon park to have a fight
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| Rolling up a blunt but no ones got a light
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| Fiver in the machines at Megabowl
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| This is the way that we use to roll
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| Go to registration to answer my name
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| Then I’d go to Rileys for a few fucking frames
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| Sneaking in the pictures with a straw and rifle shots
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| When I got older it was draw and micro dots
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| Learnt all my smarts in my home fucking town
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| Always playing up always acting the clown
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| Getting up to mischief but never getting caught
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| And I owe my education to my Home in Newport
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| This ain’t a Hip Hop story from Brooklyn or the Bronx |
| When your born and raised and been port for yonks
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| You got tails port knowledge for laughs
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| Killer whales and dolphins in Maindee Baths
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| But I was west side Aston Stores and Johnseys
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| Vicky wine Garrads Shobaraj alonzi’s
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| BMXing through Brynglas
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| Delivering the ad mag when I could be assed
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| Tosser Thompson nicking from the Smiths warehouse bins
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| Stories of scraps in the Boileys and the Quinns
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| Garry Evans for maggots fishing with Cliffy
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| Dallas Sue Ellen how I got my first stiffy
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| Half a coke at the tavern turns on the rope swings
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| Striming idlers in the chippy that became my thing
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| Then the lights and Lasers led the way to Zanzibar
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| 80s Newport nipper turned to 90s fucking safe spa
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| There’s loads of things that you can’t be taught
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| Unless your born and raised in chikka chikka Newport
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| There’s loads of things that you’ll never see
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| Unless you grew up in the NPT
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| Yeah you knows it makes sense
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| Fucking 80s 90s 2000s all the teens
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| All the fucking shit 2020 70s all the fucking ages
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| Billy Webb fucking rocking it for the GLC innit
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| Yes you knows Ayingerbrau Pils use to have all of that
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| Anyone who’s had the fucking boot
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| Anyone who’s had a yard of ale down Dippers
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| You fucking knows your safe
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| Newport 1980s fucking loves it Almo’s
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| Or going over to fucking Stuart Jones to get some football boots and some
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| dubbing
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| You fucking knows it makes sense
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| Wicked fucking Billy Webb
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| Goldie Looking Chains fucking knows it |