Lyrics Wellend a Glc Shanty - Goldie Lookin Chain

Wellend a Glc Shanty

There’s a type of person that you see
With a haircut that’s pure comedy
You see this man in every town
And he wants to be Paul Weller
Long sideburns with a flag fringe
Twice as funny when I saw one that was a ginge
Stuck in the past and he loves dad rock
'Cause he wants to be Paul Weller
So here the Wellend man come
You can’t stop laughing when you see one
Spent all his money at the hair salon
Tryna look just like Paul Weller
Had the same haircut since he was eighteen
Bought a coat in the sale at Pretty Green
He cried all night when Oasis split
And he wants to be Paul Weller
Thinks he’d look good driving a Vespa
But he looks a bit like a child molester
Watching Quadrophenia three times a week
'Cause he wants to be Paul Weller
Oh, yeah, the Wellend man come
You can’t stop laughing when you see one
Spent all his money at the hair salon
Tryna look just like Paul Weller
You find a Wellend from here to five
To them it’s just a way of life
But they don’t know how entertaining it is
'Cause they want to be Paul Weller
He can be at the pub or at the football
With the funniest haircut of them all
If you see a Wellend take a photograph
And post it up on Twitter
So here the Wellend man come
You can’t stop laughing when you see one
Spent all his money at the hair salon
Tryna look just like Paul Weller
Oh, yeah, the Wellend man come
You can’t stop laughing when you see one
He’ll never realize you’re making fun
Because he is a Wellend