Lyrics Waitrose Rap - Goldie Lookin Chain

Waitrose Rap

tarquin, tarquin come back dont play with those people, theyre dirty
theyre not allowed in here
theres a place you can go
ive been told that if you eat the food, your poo comes out gold
its not a myth, a fantasy or dream
it even sells princes charles' brand of ice cream
there space in the car park for your chelsea tracktor
the red carpet to the door’s a welcoming factor
over 300 stores spread across the land