Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Maggot, artist - Goldie Lookin Chain. Album song Greatest Hits (DMD), in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 12.09.2004
Record label: Warner Music UK
Song language: English
The Maggot |
Oh, maggot, he’s a modern day Fagin |
Turfing out your pockets like a christian burns a pagan |
Dripping with charm, style and panache |
He’ll leave you sore like a venereal rash |
They tried to catch him, he says, 'time to dash' |
He always leaves a party with a wallet full of cash |
He’s a bastard, but he’s always looking flash |
With his shoes like Dick Turpin, across his waist he wears a sash |
Sporting top hat, with a pocket watch too |
The tallest member of the goldie lookin' crew |
Watch out if he’s there when you’re pissed |
He learnt his science from my man, Oliver Twist |
Of his crimes, we tried to compile a list |
Selling sexy DVD’s of a willy being kissed |
Stealing pensions frmo the old and infirm |
Made a fortune selling doctors fake sperm |
Like Charles Dickens, there’s a lesson to be learned |
Beware the maggot cos the worm has turned |
Whoop… whoop…whoop |
All of de yout' shall witness de day that Babylon shall faaaalll |
Just like Jack The Ripper, he’ll do you up a kipper |
And he’s like a highway man holding up a newborn nipper |
He’s smarter than Sherlock Holmes or ITV’s Taggart |
I’m dapper, refined and they call me the maggot |
Turn your back and your pocket, he will pick |
His eyes and talons are fukin' deadly equipped |
Like a chameleon, I’m the master thief |
Using a disguise, dressed like Penelope Keith |
You gotta smoke a reefer or two |
You gotta smoke a reefer or two |
You gotta smoke a reefer or two |
You gotta smoke a reefer or two |
I steal money and hide it in my rectal hole |
Taking belongings in my ultimate goal |
I’ll take your china, your silver and your soul |
By darkness and night, I shimmy up the drain-pipe |
The maggot, the maggot, that’s who I am |
Don’t ever trust me, always doing a scam |
I punched a woman and stole the baby and a pram |
I even sliced my penis up and sold it as ham |
Gold chains and watches, maggot’s got plenty |
He pinched them from ladies and upset the gentry |
Like Sherlock Holmes bumming Watson, it’s elementary |
He’s the modern day menace of the nineteenth century |
A gentleman thief, a scholar and a rogue |
Doing the locomotion like Kylie Minogue |
He’s got the strength of ten, like a maniac |
And I’m also identified as Spring-heeled Jack |
Whoa, here he comes |
Watch out, son, he’ll rip you off |
Whoa, here he comes |
He’s a money grabbing bastard from Newport |
I’m maggot with the GLC |
Big shout to all the Valleys |
Free Dick Turpin and the ring stinger |
Big up to Dipper Nan |
Merthyr Connection |
Postman Port, big shout out to Postman Port |
And Mark, running the bar |
Always sorts it |
Big up Hafodrynys hotel |
Big up to Pontllanfraith crew |
Also the West End crew in Abercarn |
I did a wheelie on a Penny Farthing |
Big wheel up, big wheel up |
All the bus routes |
X15, 53, big respect |
Red and white at cross keys |
And their rivals Glynn Williams |
Respect to you all |
All those that know fake Elvis |
On their transister radio… |
Maggot, signing out, 2000 plus 3 |
Every man do his ting, a little bit different |