| it’s been coming for months I got something to say
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| we’re breaking up and there’s no easy way
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| this siutation i never anticipated
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| how was i supposed to know you was related?
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| she’s older, she’s fitter and her tits are bigger
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| and she makes me laugh it’s not all about the figure
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| i got this problem like a wart or a blister
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| truth is
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| I wanna fuck your sister
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| If you leave me now can I fuck your sister?
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| And your best friend.
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| If you leave me now can I fuck your sister?
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| And your best friend.
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| We had fun for a while but I shouldda seen it comin
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| There’s no more smiles, no more songs not even humming
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| Truth is I always knew it was there
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| The way we kissed and you left me with a blank stare
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| Don’t want the pain, so I think we ought to act
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| You want to leave and your suitcase is packed
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| It breaks my heart but the truth has been said
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| It’s the end of the day so let’s jus put this to bed
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| Good luv I hope you find a perfect Mister
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| But now you’re gone can I please fuck your sister?
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| If you leave me now can I fuck your sister?
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| And your best friend.
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| If you leave me now can I fuck your sister?
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| And your best friend.
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| Thing is, you look like her, but like a wonky version or something
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| Well yer minds made up and your bags are packed
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| But I’ve got something with your sister you and me always lacked.
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| Like Locomotive’s «CHOO CHOO!»
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| I’ve run out of track
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| Yer sisters fit as fuck &your Vadge has gone slack
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| I still like you
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| But your sis gets the prize
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| I was surprised
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| She opened up all three of my eyes
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| She’s the cherry on my cake
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| The sausage roll round my meat
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| When I’m spread eagled on your sister it’s a sexual treat.
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| Times they are a changing, that’s what Bob Dylan said
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| You put your clothes back on and take your sisters off instead
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| I’ll make it easy we can use a hotel
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| That way in the morning you won’t suffer from the smell
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| Of our love, united, two as one
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| Your sister is the reason that I’m writing this song
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| it’s not revenge, anger or frustration
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| If I’m the reactor then she’s the radiation
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| Like two plus two it’s gonna equal four
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| With you around it’s three So please walk out the fucking door
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| If you leave me now can I fuck your sister?
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| And your best friend.
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| Gonna dump you now cos yer sisters' fitter.
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| And so’s your best friend.
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| Thing is, you knows I loves you, but your mouth smells funny when I fuck you
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| So, you think I’m crap in bed?
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| Well let me have a go with your sister instead
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| You knows I loves you
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| You knows it’s true
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| But the thing is, I loves your sister too.
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| You think me dating your sister is weird
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| I told 'em all down the pub and they cheered
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| If I were you I’d be more concerned with my brother
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| He’s having sex with your mother
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| If you leave me now can I fuck your sister?
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| And your best friend.
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| If you leave me now can I fuck your sister?
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| And your best friend. |