Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Self Suicide, artist - Goldie Lookin Chain. Album song Greatest Hits (DMD), in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 12.09.2004
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Warner Music UK
Song language: English
Self Suicide |
I’m gonna lie on my back and you put your fingers down my mouth right, no, |
no do it right, like aaugh uuuugh! |
I’m gonna do a jimi hendrix, |
.eeuuughh…i'm gonna be sick in my sleep, euuugh… aaauugh ugh! |
I tries to do it proper but kept comin’up a cropper |
I needs some hype i think i’ll ram raid happy shopper |
Haven’t got a car so i use a space hopper |
Bouncing to the window, cut my head, show stopper |
I want a hundred fans, 200 teeny boppers |
I want police protection from 87 coppers |
I wanna go gold even better platinum |
If you wanna be a star you gotta kill yourself, man |
It’s the truth step back, take a look around |
Elvis is dead for being fat — 500 pound |
Kurt cobain’s rich as fcuk he’s buried in the ground |
Jimi hendrix and his amp still ain’t makin’no sound |
Michael hutchence, he’s one of 'em too |
Made a hundred million quid dying tossing on the loo |
S U I C I D E… it might be messy but it’s money for free |
Suicide is painless or so it has been said |
I could’ve killed myself but i’d be better off dead |
So i took a deep breath, put a gun against my head |
Pulled the trigger, click, should’ve been eating lead |
But i wasn’t, i was naked in john frost square |
Mothers with pushchairs stopped and stared |
For this situation i was quite unprepared |
Tried suicide to be famous but nobody cared |
Committing suicide to enhance my career |
It worked for mickey and tupac shakir |
Jesus was nailed up to some wood |
2000 years later and book sales are still good |
I heard in a song suicide is painless |
And it’s 80% sure to make you famous |
W4nking with a bag on yer head tied to a door |
That bloke from INXS he knew the score |
S U I C I D E… it might be messy but it’s money for free |
S U I C I D E… it might be messy but it’s money for free |
I gotta kill myself, i gotta do’s it quick |
John entwistle sly, he was snorting arsenic |
I keep taking all this coke to make me die |
Doin’more drugs than they make in fcukin’ICI |
It’s the best way to go, don’t think me dull |
I’m not gonna fall off the roof like the flid rod hull |
We want people to sing all our songs |
And the nuns at saint joseph’s rappin’on smokin’bongs |
We wanna be remembered when we’re six feet under |
For hip-hoppin'not robins fukin’beatings or plunder |
At the moment i’m not dead like david kampasey |
Double platinum means you gotta be pushin’up daisies |
Dad’s army’s all dead, every last one |
But the c*nts are still going on BBC1 |
Yeah that’s right i smoke draw from wales |
Suicide’s a good idea to improve vinyl sales |
It’s useless, it’s crap, i’ll never be in the sun |
How can i be a pop star when i can’t buy a gun? |
Jimmy morrison overdosed in the bath |
I know, i’ll hang myself with my scarf |
Tied to the stairs, dangling by my neck |
The cord length i forgot to check |
Stuck it for a week, unable to shriek |
The landlord found me and he called me a freak |
He cut me down and started to laugh |
'if you’re dead next week gimme your autograph' |
You know i thanked him, returned to my room |
The new plan is to go out with a boom |
To the station, with a petrol can |
Five pound please, i say to the man |
All set up and ready to burn |
The wheel on my lighter just won’t turn |
Suicide is a suicyclebbbl |
Suicide is a suicyclebbbl |
Suicide is a suicyclebbbl… i wanna be famous after i die |
Proven fact, man, if you’re dead you sell more |
That drummer from def leppard, his arm has made 30 times more than he has |
You know our elvis? |
well, he’s dead famous now and he’s dead and he’s fa. |
he’s more famous now like |
He’s dead like you know, that’s what it’s all about like |
It’s fcukin’simple economics |
They reckon bob marley’s dead but he’s not, man, coz he was on the TV last |
night, man |
Just don’t lie to me, man |
I thought i was havin’a go at an overdose, but i i i don’t think you can |
overdose on beechams flu plus |
I think one of the blokes off of dads army is still alive, i think he’s bumming |
martin in eastenders innit? |
I’ll get the ropes, and we’ll tie them to the walls, and we all jump off at the |
same time and break our necks and we’ll make at least 13 quid and you |
Knows we’ll be famous like fcukin’ghandi or like the bloke off that sex film we seen |