| The first time that I met my mate
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| Was in the roller rink where I went to skate
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| It was early in the decade around '83
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| Back then Maskell’s was the place to be Pay two quid for your entry fee
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| I glide into the arena, ecstasy
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| When you were seven you didn’t realise
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| Most of the adults were stoned out of their eyes
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| Some jacked up on the seats around the edge
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| Others were so fcuked that they turned into veg
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| I didn’t care cos I made my pledge
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| Rollskating at Maskell’s got respect
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| I used to listen to Public Enemy
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| Erik B and Rakim and BVSMP
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| But before that, in 1983
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| I’d go breakdancing after my tea
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| Down the youth club, eating the fruit pastels
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| Saturday morning I’d go down to Maskell’s
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| It was my favourite place to go Dancing all day at the Rollerdisco
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| ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-nineteen eighty three
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| When Maskells is over it’s out on your bike
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| Doing bunny hops and wheelies if you like
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| Nicking from the shop and comparing your Nike
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| Dropping bricks onto trains was a delight
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| Then I’d find a weak kid and have a fight
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| Use your pocket money to buy a head band for the night
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| From Fussels, Newport’s health-sports store
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| This is the stuff I used to do before
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| Draw… Paul Hardcastle, ne-ne-nineteen
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| Was always played on the rollerdisco scene
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| I would listen to music 'til I went deaf
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| Skating around backwards to Axel F Even back then I was still wearing gold
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| They had an ice rink upstairs, so I was told
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| It was ecstasy going round a pillar
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| Doing a special dance to Michael Jackson’s Thriller
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| You-You-You-You-You-You-You-You-You fukin’knows it ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-nineteen eighty three
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| Eating cola cubes and watching Grange Hill
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| Riding my chopper to the Chip shop in Pill
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| I didn’t know words like Cunny or Vag
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| Getting my 200 metres swimming badge
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| Back then you were seven, I was eight
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| I only just started to masturbate
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| When I was in school the days went slow
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| Cos I was dreaming of a fukin’rollerdisco
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| I didn’t smoke, I didn’t drink booze
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| I collected star wars stickers and bubble gum tattoos
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| Stuck 'em on my face cos it made me feel hard
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| Then popped into the shop to buy some football cards
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| Finished the album, Panini '83
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| Get back home in time for the A-Team and tea
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| Then watch Bullseye, and Saint and Greavsie
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| Then go to bed, 'til tomorrow, see?
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| I watch the A-Team and Airwolf too
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| Before I found drugs and started sniffing glue
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| Riding round the lane on my Grifter or my Chopper
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| Even back then I was a hip-hopper
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