Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song No Joke, artist - Goldie Lookin Chain. Album song Greatest Hits 2, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 12.04.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Records
Song language: English
No Joke |
'you're fukin' jokin' me, son… tell me more about it' |
'serious, it all started out like this, man…' |
This interview is being tape recorded and it may be given in evidence if your |
case is brought to trial. |
At the conclusion you will be provided with a copy of |
the tape and a form explaining what happens to the tapes. |
We’re in an interview |
room at Newport Central police station, can you give your full name and date of |
birth, please. |
I’m John Ben-Wa Balls and I’m goin' up the walls |
I went out with my mates to see the waterfalls |
No, really, I’m lying, I went to a club |
And I got some crazy rave drugs and start to get wrecked up |
Next thing I know, I’m in the bad end of town |
I’m getting wrecked up and the police start to frown |
They pulled me aside, saw the bag of speed |
They even busted me for 'avin a toke on some weed |
It’s crazy, it’s shit, I want to go have a good time |
Next thing I know, I’m talking to PC59 |
He tried to do me for havin' loads of crazy fukin' drugs |
I just wanted to get mad and cut a few fukin' rubs |
It ain’t no joke, it’s a poor mans coke |
I got busted by the law while I was havin' a toke |
It ain’t no joke, it’s a poor mans coke |
I got busted by the law while I was havin' a toke |
I takes loads of drugs, I does 'em all the time |
My mother threw me out the council house outta my mind |
Now I’m on the streets with the GLC crew |
And I takes the ecstasy to my fukin' nan too (?) |
The police sat me in a cell |
In there was Ben-Wa Balls as well |
Smoked some draw and took some pills |
And asked a bloke in a dress for some fukin' cheap thrills, innit |
'GLC…2000+1' |
'GLC, maximum pressure, you knows it, 1983, the year it all started, respect, |
you knows it, Ben-Wa Balls, Loveggs, fukin' Billy Webb, Adam Hussain, respect, |
Two Hats, knows it' |
That concludes the interview. |
Is there anything else you wish to add or clarify |
in connection to what you have said? |
Yeah, fuk you, I do’s what I gotta do |
If it involves drinking beer and sniffing fukin' funky glue |
Then i’ll do it, you can’t stop me cos I’m feelin' fukin mad |
And if you tries to fuk with me i’ll get you beaten up by my dad |
'Big shout out to Woody who sold me the draw, Johnny Seko (?), all the crew, |
fukin' safe' |
'Big shout out to Carl from Risker, he sold me the fukin' draw, he’s safe, oh, |
and Charlotte as well, in fukin' Scarletts, wicked' |
'Shout to Mad Keith who sold me the fukin' speed and the draw, you knows it, |
he can fukin' sort you out' |
'Yo man, shouts to Terry Smithser (?) who got me 39 ounces of weed in under half |
an hour! |
you knows it!' |
That white wrapping is exhibit MAC1, it is a piece of paper containing |
amphetamine, or what you believe to be amphetamine |
It ain’t no joke, it’s a poor mans coke |
I got busted by the law while I was havin' a toke |
It ain’t no joke, it’s a poor mans coke |
I got busted by the law while I was havin' a toke |
knows it… GLC… |
2000AD, aka Two Hats, you see |
Got busted for takin' the fukin' ecstasy |
Gurning like a bitch, be on coke if I was rich |
But I gotta go to the toilets cos I got a bit of an itch |
I takes the drugs but I don’t have fights |
So why did the bastards read me my rights? |
You bought it in TJ’s last Friday for five pounds and you were going to use it |
for your own personal possession, is that correct? |