| Alright, got your passport?
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| Check
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| Got your t-shirts?
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| Check
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| Got your sunglasses?
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| Check… Aw no, aw no, I left 'em in the caaar
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| Alright, have you got… Your draw?
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| Check
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| Got your fags?
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| Check
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| Got your rizla?
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| Check
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| They’re the 3 things you need to be in the glc… Right, lets go on
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| 'oliday!
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| Yey, safe as fuk, wey
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| Alright, I’m goin' on holiday
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| I’m goin' away for a fukin' week and a day
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| I’m gonna stay there and with some of my mates
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| And get wrecked up and drink beer by the crate
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| I go’s away… Another can
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| I sold my car and bought a camper-van
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| But I only got as far as fukin' Porthcawl
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| When the engine fuked up and it started to stall
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| I’ve packed my case and I’m on my way
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| It’s time to go on fukin' holiday
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| I booked it last month and it wasn’t very dear
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| I don’t care where I go just as long as there’s beer
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| I gets off the plane, there’s a pain in my ass
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| But that’s only because it’s rammed with grass
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| Then the bloke looked at me funny and thought that I was scum
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| Next things I knows I’m in fukin' customs
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| Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
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| If you do’s it right the dss’ll fukin' pay
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| Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
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| If you do’s it fukin' right the dss’ll fukin' pay
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| I saved all my cash and went to Ibiza
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| With eggsie and his cousin and a girl named Rita
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| But when we got there it was hot as hell
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| We forgot to book a fukin' hotel
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| We had no hotel, we had a tent
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| We had to find a place to rent
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| So adam hussain had a quick look around
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| And found a nice piece of fukin' camping ground
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| I go’s on holiday with my nan
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| We gotta really book a caravan
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| I fukin' loves it, I always want more
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| This year we’re going to fukin' Bangor
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| Met a girl called Sharon, she’s really quite fit
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| Went to a club in Barry, it was fukin' shit
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| I couldn’t stay there very long
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| So I went back the hotel and smoked up a bong
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| Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
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| If you do’s it right the dss’ll fukin' pay
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| Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
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| If you do’s it fukin' right the dss’ll fukin' pay
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| I got to Spain and I had no money
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| I thought, 'fuk this, i’ll get some curry'
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| I looked at the birds, they looked really nice
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| A bit like some dirty meat lookin' for some spice
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| Like a curry… Aaahh
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| You gotta get away to work on your tan
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| So I go’s with adam and his nan
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| I gotta get down to somwhere by the sea
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| So I stays in a fukin' B&B, you knows it
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| Oue la piscine et dans la gare?
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| I dunno much french so I won’t get far
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| I ask all these bastards if they knows where to go
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| To get some crazy drugs like some speed or some blow
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| Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
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| If you do’s it right the dss’ll fukin' pay
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| Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
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| If you do’s it fukin' right the dss’ll fukin' pay
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| I got my lotion and my flip-flops
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| They were on sale in that b-boy shop
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| I’s goin' away on my holidays
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| To top up my tan and get some rays
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| Laters, clarts, I’m off on a plane
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| They better be ready for adam hussain
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| Got my exctasy stashed, it’s time for some fun
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| And I’m off to Spain to get me some sun
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| Loads of birds on the beach, lookin' real fine
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| Gotta get some action, quick time
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| I said to this french bloke, 'do you know half a Q? |
| '
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| I think he said, er, 'fuk you'
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| 'alright mate, do you know half a quarter? |
| '
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| 'hey, fuk you and fuk your daughter'
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| Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
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| If you do’s it right the dss’ll fukin' pay
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| Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
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| If you do’s it fukin' right the dss’ll fukin' pay |