Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Half Man Half Machine, artist - Goldie Lookin Chain. Album song Greatest Hits (DMD), in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 12.09.2004
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Warner Music UK
Song language: English
Half Man Half Machine |
Eggsie: Adam, do you read me? |
Over. |
I am going down the shop to buy 10 fags, |
do you need a drink or some crisps? |
Blanco: You fuckin' can’t go down the shop like that man, you got fuckin' tin |
foil wrapped round your head |
E: Its not tin foil, it’s my new skin. |
I am a robot, I have interfaced with my |
spectrum. |
Behold! |
B: You’re fuckin' nuts man. |
Stop talkin' like that! |
E: What do you mean? |
It is my normal voice! |
My computer integrated voice |
circuit is making me speak like this! |
B: Stop talkin' like that ya fuckin' bellend! |
E: I am a robot! |
I am a robot! |
A haaa! |
Ha ha ha ha! |
B: Fuckin' inject him man, inject him. |
Fuckin' calm him down oh fuckin' hell |
Binatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore |
ZX-81, donkey kong, fucking high score |
Push it to the limit, couldn’t push it any more |
Wanna be a fucking robot after smoking loads of draw |
Bought a speak and spell, stuck it to my chest |
And wraps some fucking tin foil to my head and to my vest |
Walking down the street, my next door neighbours not impressed |
I’m a robot and buying ten fags is my quest |
Eggsie’s gone too far, he thinks he’s robocop |
He’s covered in tinfoil and he’s got matching metal socks |
We tried to sedate him but he fucking escaped |
The man robot myth starts to escalate |
He tries to sell himself standing in Curry’s |
But if the police turn up, he runs in a fucking hurry |
He tries to plug himself in the mains with his nob |
And when he’s fully recharged he goes out on the rob |
Half man, half machine |
What does it mean? |
What does it mean? |
Half man, half machine |
What does it mean? |
What does it mean? |
Being a robot in my digital domain |
Enter my world, feel my pain |
I’m not like other people you might see or you might know |
I made love to a BBC micro |
Touching on the disk drive, the monitor got hot |
I knew from then, I was a motherfucking robot |
Bill Gates from Microsoft |
Stephen Hawking’s voice and fucking Lara Croft |
I built a lab, secret in my loft |
And built a special costume that would help me to jack off |
I sat there in front of the screen |
For many years, this had been my wet dream |
Now I’ve reached it, I’m finally there |
Like terminator being filmed in Aberdare |
So alone, when people stop and stare |
Like C3PO but with pubes and hair |
Robot Love |
Robot |
Robotic Breakdancing |
Robot |
The doctors found a nut |
They said he was an headcase |
'Cos he sticks silver and cans on his face |
Sucking off antennas and trying to fuck the fridge |
And burnt his pubic wig, with the high voltage |
I am a robot |
My prime directive is to’s go to’s the shops |
And buy’s ten fags |
Do’s you’s compute? |
He wants to buy ten fags, his destination is the shop |
A tinfoil suit and a hat like Robocop |
If your ask him then he’ll do a body-pop |
Like terminator, yeah he just won’t stop |
Put electical cable down through the eye of his cock |
Plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock |
The reason that he did it wasn’t to give himself pain |
Watching Terminator over again and again |
Fuck man, get him, fucking restrain him man |
Get him fucking, fucking get him down man |
Inject him man, get him down |
He’s fucking nuts spa and he’s losing it |
Help me man, just get him fucking… |