| Eggsie: Adam, do you read me? |
| Over. |
| I am going down the shop to buy 10 fags,
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| do you need a drink or some crisps?
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| Blanco: You fuckin' can’t go down the shop like that man, you got fuckin' tin
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| foil wrapped round your head
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| E: Its not tin foil, it’s my new skin. |
| I am a robot, I have interfaced with my
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| spectrum. |
| Behold!
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| B: You’re fuckin' nuts man. |
| Stop talkin' like that!
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| E: What do you mean? |
| It is my normal voice! |
| My computer integrated voice
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| circuit is making me speak like this!
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| B: Stop talkin' like that ya fuckin' bellend!
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| E: I am a robot! |
| I am a robot! |
| A haaa! |
| Ha ha ha ha!
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| B: Fuckin' inject him man, inject him. |
| Fuckin' calm him down oh fuckin' hell
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| Binatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore
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| ZX-81, donkey kong, fucking high score
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| Push it to the limit, couldn’t push it any more
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| Wanna be a fucking robot after smoking loads of draw
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| Bought a speak and spell, stuck it to my chest
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| And wraps some fucking tin foil to my head and to my vest
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| Walking down the street, my next door neighbours not impressed
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| I’m a robot and buying ten fags is my quest
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| Eggsie’s gone too far, he thinks he’s robocop
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| He’s covered in tinfoil and he’s got matching metal socks
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| We tried to sedate him but he fucking escaped
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| The man robot myth starts to escalate
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| He tries to sell himself standing in Curry’s
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| But if the police turn up, he runs in a fucking hurry
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| He tries to plug himself in the mains with his nob
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| And when he’s fully recharged he goes out on the rob
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| Half man, half machine
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| What does it mean?
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| What does it mean?
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| Half man, half machine
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| What does it mean?
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| What does it mean?
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| Being a robot in my digital domain
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| Enter my world, feel my pain
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| I’m not like other people you might see or you might know
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| I made love to a BBC micro
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| Touching on the disk drive, the monitor got hot
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| I knew from then, I was a motherfucking robot
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| Bill Gates from Microsoft
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| Stephen Hawking’s voice and fucking Lara Croft
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| I built a lab, secret in my loft
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| And built a special costume that would help me to jack off
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| I sat there in front of the screen
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| For many years, this had been my wet dream
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| Now I’ve reached it, I’m finally there
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| Like terminator being filmed in Aberdare
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| So alone, when people stop and stare
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| Like C3PO but with pubes and hair
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| Robot Love
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| Robot
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| Robotic Breakdancing
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| Robot
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| The doctors found a nut
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| They said he was an headcase
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| 'Cos he sticks silver and cans on his face
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| Sucking off antennas and trying to fuck the fridge
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| And burnt his pubic wig, with the high voltage
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| I am a robot
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| My prime directive is to’s go to’s the shops
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| And buy’s ten fags
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| Do’s you’s compute?
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| He wants to buy ten fags, his destination is the shop
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| A tinfoil suit and a hat like Robocop
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| If your ask him then he’ll do a body-pop
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| Like terminator, yeah he just won’t stop
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| Put electical cable down through the eye of his cock
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| Plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock
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| The reason that he did it wasn’t to give himself pain
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| Watching Terminator over again and again
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| Fuck man, get him, fucking restrain him man
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| Get him fucking, fucking get him down man
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| Inject him man, get him down
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| He’s fucking nuts spa and he’s losing it
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| Help me man, just get him fucking… |