Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Fresh Prince of Cwmbran, artist - Goldie Lookin Chain. Album song Greatest Hits 2, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 12.04.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Records
Song language: English
Fresh Prince of Cwmbran |
Now this is a story I’ve got to share |
It’ll only take a minute, sit right there |
If you shop at Iceland or Matalan |
Let me tell you about a special place called Cwmbran |
In South Wales, home to straights and gays |
With fantastic free parking, you can park any days |
Go up the leisure centre, look at tits in the pool |
Get arrested hanging round one of the secondary schools |
There’s a number of pubs and they’re all quite good |
Although the square’s full of roughs from the neighbourhood |
So get on the motorway and drive as fast as you can |
On the A-4−0-5−1 to Cwmbran |
In West Cwmbran they have a trading estate |
You can rent a warehouse for a reasonable rate |
They had the first McDonalds in South Wales |
And if you drank in the Moonraker you had to be nails |
Forty-seven thousand people known to live around there |
That’s ten thousand more than the folks in Aberdare |
If you like folk dancing then just ring up and call |
They do lessons in Llantarnam at the local church hall |
Cwmbran’s not known for rape or killing |
It’s a great place to go, if you’re chilling |
I went around the world from L.A. to Japan |
I never found a place with parking quite like Cwmbran |
Now this is a story about a standard Welsh town |
With adequate facilities, come on down |
They got a cinema, biscuit factory, built to plan |
I want tell you all about a place I know called Cwmbran |
Go on a day trip, in the car |
In the mornings go to Llandegfedd reservoir |
Then if you’re bored, in the afternoons |
Enjoy reasonably priced booze in the JD Wetherspoons |
The people of Cwmbran will help you reach your goal |
From drainage to locksmith to pest control |
So if you come from far away like Essex or Vietnam |
Just remember it’s the place where indoor shopping began |
There’s so much to see, where to begin |
You might wanna stay the night at the Premier Inn |
So get your sister, your aunty, your cousin and your gran |
And take them on a day trip, up to Cwmbran |
If you had an operation and you need rest and calm |
You can spend the day hanging out at Green Meadow Farm |
They’ve got llamas, sheep, chicken, pigs and a cow |
And if you don’t know how to milk them then the staff will show you how |
This was a story about a special place |
Where if you take your car, you’ll always find a space |
And that was the story of how it began |
And how you can be the Fresh Prince of Cwmbran |
Oh Cwmbran, they’ve got there |
I saw Colin Jackson in Cwmbran stadium once. |
My mate went to a car boot sale in Cwnbran last weekend and bought a full |
bondage outfit for fourteen quid, wicked |
I’ve got a mate up in Cwnbran called Verve, didn’t leave the house for three |
years, and he only wears chinos |