| Are you hanging up your face mask on the wall
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| Are you waiting for the infection rate to fall
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| Are you going to cook a turkey
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| Or put a tree up in the front room?
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| 'Cause you’ll be celebrating Christmas day on Zoom (or Google Meet)
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| So here it is, COVID Christmas
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| We nearly had it on the run
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| Thought it would be over by September
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| But it’s only just begun
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| Does this song really need another verse?
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| And they say the second wave is gonna be worse (track and trace, brah)
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| There was an outbreak in the grotto
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| Santa’s had to quarantine
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| So I’m staying indoor till they roll out a vaccine
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| So here it is, COVID Christmas
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| We nearly had it on the run
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| Thought it would be over by September
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| But it’s only just begun
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| So what will your neighbors do when they
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| Newport’s back in lockdown, can you believe? |
| (Yeah, I can believe it)
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| Imagine all the super spreading on New Year’s Eve (I'm not going out on New
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| Year’s Eve)
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| Won’t be seeing nana
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| She’s having Christmas dinner on her own
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| In hindsight we probably should’ve put her in a home (love you, nana)
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| So here it is, COVID Christmas
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| Carving turkey up for one
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| Thought it would be over by September
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| But it’s only just begun
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| So here it is, COVID Christmas
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| We nearly had it
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| It won’t be over by next September
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| 'Cause it’s only just begun |