Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Charmschool , by - Goldie Lookin Chain. Release date: 18.09.2005
Song language: English
Charmschool |
| E=mc squared so I’ve heard |
| This is charm school, how to pull a smart bird |
| Love to dance with a skank with a stiff in my pants |
| You’re thinking romance while I’m thinking «are they implants?» |
| Girl, you’re better looking than my missus |
| Want to give you deep love |
| And then shower you with kisses |
| On your pink parts, cos this Newport clart |
| Is into Charm School like Da Vinci to art |
| This is a Hussain education it involves sex, draw and a Playstation |
| Pushing your buttons, now you’re thinking that I’m tender |
| Like Craig David with a hidden agenda |
| So I step to her, and say «what's up?» |
| I’m not much too look at but girl you’re in luck |
| It’s not all about looks, confidence or personality |
| Wide ons, hardons, loving a bit of rubsies |
| Adam’s charm school |
| (down the bus station) |
| Adam’s charm school |
| (getting education) |
| Adam’s charm school |
| (when the bell starts ringing) |
| Adam’s charm school |
| (he don’t care if you’re minging) |
| He’s the G with the CSE |
| A real A* plus and they teach you for free |
| Charm School |
| Skills to rob tills |
| NVQ’s, to City And Guilds |
| Double detention but it don’t matter |
| I got my fingers stuck in the dinner ladies' batter |
| Ding-a-ling |
| The bell’s for you, not for me |
| I graduated from charm school back in 1983 |
| Adam Hussain, I needs another lesson |
| And when the bell rings, we’re going on a session |
| And have a little wager to see who can pull |
| The most birds, I’ve lost count, I’ve got my hands full |
| This charm school |
| Where I learns from the master |
| To get my finger in, just a little bit faster |
| In and out, up and down, there’s no complication |
| A GLC baby’s what you get for graduation |
| It’s a simple course and it won’t involve revision |
| Just 12 pints of lager in a nightclub on a mission |
| His teaching style is more than just particular |
| And if he likes your bits then he’ll get extra-curricular |
| I went to the university of life and the school of thought |
| But I forgot all of the important things what I was taught |
| Oh son, you gotta learn |
| That if you take 12 pukkas you’re bound to gurn |
| Adam’s charm school |
| (down the bus station) |
| Adam’s charm school |
| (getting education) |
| Adam’s charm school |
| (when the bell starts ringing) |
| Adam’s charm school |
| (he don’t care if you’re minging) |
| Take time to study and invest |
| If you follow the charm school rules you’ll be impressed |
| There’s no exams and it don’t involve money |
| Just a never-ending urge to try and get yourself some cunny |
| Think style, charm and finesse |
| Mix it up with Adam and then chuck him some breasts |
| Add confusion, ladies, and 27 beers |
| Then wait down the clinic till the test results clears |
| Smooth! |
| Like a pane of glass |
| I’m gonna kick your ass if you try and skip my class |
| I’ll be your knight in shining armour |
| Smoking marijuana |
| Whispering sweet nothings cos you knows that I’m a charmer |
| Top class, you’re free to enrol |
| Like Pandora’s box to Adrian Mole |
| Or the Bee Gees, for whom the bell tolls |
| Give it a shot cos every hole’s a goal |
| Adam’s charm school |
| (down the bus station) |
| Adam’s charm school |
| (getting education) |
| Adam’s charm school |
| (when the bell starts ringing) |
| Adam’s charm school |
| (he don’t care if you’re minging) |
| Adam’s charm school |
| (it's like Jamie Oliver to chips) |
| Adam’s charm school |
| (so it’s fingers on lips) |
| Adam’s charm school |
| (when the bell starts ringing) |
| Adam’s charm school |
| (he don’t care if you’re minging) |