| E=mc squared so I’ve heard
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| This is charm school, how to pull a smart bird
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| Love to dance with a skank with a stiff in my pants
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| You’re thinking romance while I’m thinking «are they implants?»
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| Girl, you’re better looking than my missus
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| Want to give you deep love
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| And then shower you with kisses
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| On your pink parts, cos this Newport clart
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| Is into Charm School like Da Vinci to art
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| This is a Hussain education it involves sex, draw and a Playstation
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| Pushing your buttons, now you’re thinking that I’m tender
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| Like Craig David with a hidden agenda
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| So I step to her, and say «what's up?»
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| I’m not much too look at but girl you’re in luck
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| It’s not all about looks, confidence or personality
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| Wide ons, hardons, loving a bit of rubsies
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| Adam’s charm school
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| (down the bus station)
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| Adam’s charm school
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| (getting education)
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| Adam’s charm school
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| (when the bell starts ringing)
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| Adam’s charm school
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| (he don’t care if you’re minging)
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| He’s the G with the CSE
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| A real A* plus and they teach you for free
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| Charm School
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| Skills to rob tills
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| NVQ’s, to City And Guilds
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| Double detention but it don’t matter
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| I got my fingers stuck in the dinner ladies' batter
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| Ding-a-ling
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| The bell’s for you, not for me
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| I graduated from charm school back in 1983
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| Adam Hussain, I needs another lesson
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| And when the bell rings, we’re going on a session
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| And have a little wager to see who can pull
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| The most birds, I’ve lost count, I’ve got my hands full
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| This charm school
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| Where I learns from the master
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| To get my finger in, just a little bit faster
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| In and out, up and down, there’s no complication
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| A GLC baby’s what you get for graduation
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| It’s a simple course and it won’t involve revision
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| Just 12 pints of lager in a nightclub on a mission
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| His teaching style is more than just particular
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| And if he likes your bits then he’ll get extra-curricular
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| I went to the university of life and the school of thought
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| But I forgot all of the important things what I was taught
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| Oh son, you gotta learn
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| That if you take 12 pukkas you’re bound to gurn
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| Adam’s charm school
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| (down the bus station)
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| Adam’s charm school
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| (getting education)
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| Adam’s charm school
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| (when the bell starts ringing)
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| Adam’s charm school
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| (he don’t care if you’re minging)
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| Take time to study and invest
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| If you follow the charm school rules you’ll be impressed
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| There’s no exams and it don’t involve money
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| Just a never-ending urge to try and get yourself some cunny
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| Think style, charm and finesse
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| Mix it up with Adam and then chuck him some breasts
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| Add confusion, ladies, and 27 beers
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| Then wait down the clinic till the test results clears
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| Smooth! |
| Like a pane of glass
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| I’m gonna kick your ass if you try and skip my class
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| I’ll be your knight in shining armour
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| Smoking marijuana
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| Whispering sweet nothings cos you knows that I’m a charmer
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| Top class, you’re free to enrol
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| Like Pandora’s box to Adrian Mole
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| Or the Bee Gees, for whom the bell tolls
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| Give it a shot cos every hole’s a goal
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| Adam’s charm school
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| (down the bus station)
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| Adam’s charm school
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| (getting education)
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| Adam’s charm school
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| (when the bell starts ringing)
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| Adam’s charm school
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| (he don’t care if you’re minging)
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| Adam’s charm school
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| (it's like Jamie Oliver to chips)
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| Adam’s charm school
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| (so it’s fingers on lips)
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| Adam’s charm school
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| (when the bell starts ringing)
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| Adam’s charm school
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| (he don’t care if you’re minging) |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Charm School , by - Goldie Lookin Chain. Song from the album Safe as Fu*k, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп