| P. Xain
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| There’s only one reason why I gets dressed
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| And it’s the same reason why I passed my Driving test
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| I never Learned nothing off a tv chef
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| And now I don’t have to walk so I don’t get out of breath
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| Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall I’ll never understand
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| Coz I just want a burger I can eat with my hands
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| And that Jamie Oliver he hasn’t got a clue
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| I just want burger and Fries from the mother-fucking drive thru
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| Lets take a ride to the drive thru
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| Its not just the taste Its the value
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| Burger and Fries on the menu
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| You know that shits gonna kill you
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| Eggs
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| More nutrition in shit but I dont care
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| Too fat to drive Ill use a mother-fucking wheel chair
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| Like a posh restaurant but its in my car
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| I can’t wait till some twat invents the drive thru Spar
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| The staff all lnow my name from all the visits what I make
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| Coz eating burgers is more lush than crisps or cake
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| Like an Icelandic fisherman clubbing a seal heading down Spytty just to get a
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| fucking Happy Meal
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| Mike Balls
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| Burger King, KFC, Mickey D’s for lunch
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| Fuck cooking food I’m going for a munch
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| I love all the sauces, BBQ and Curry
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| Then I goes back round to get a McFlurry
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| Graham T Bear
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| Open up your box have a look at what you’ve got
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| Reformed meat made by a Robot
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| Eating Burgers in My Car till my belly gets swollen
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| Forty pounds of beef undigested in my colon
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| Lets take a ride to the drive thru
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| Its not just the taste Its the value
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| Burger and Fries on the menu
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| You know that shits gonna kill you
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| Big G
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| You can get a McFlurry er you can get large chips
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| Er a strawberry milkshake er Big Macer Chicken Burger
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| Zinger Tower meal… Bucket
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| Eggs
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| Never need to do cooking coz its open everyday
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| I spark a fag for afters use the box as an ash tray
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| The chips are lush with all the dips and sauce
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| And if they put it in a bun I’d eat the dick of a horse
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| Around five quid for a medium value deal
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| Lard in Bread is your main meal
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| It’s worldwide from Risca to Hackney
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| Get your dinner cooked by a teenager with acne
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| P.Xain
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| Gordon Ramseys swearing like he’s got tourettes
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| And Heston Blumenthals cooking with Gizz and Cigarettes
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| He’s wasting his time he’s a fucking twat
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| All you need is some bread and sme saturated fat
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| Lips, aresholes, noses and ears
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| Bits of different cows that have been dead for years
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| I can’t cook I won’t cook I don’t need to
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| I gets three meals a day down the mother-fucking drive thru
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| Lets take a ride to the drive thru
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| Its not just the taste Its the value
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| Burger and Fries on the menu
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| You know that shits gonna kill you
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| Big G
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| I want a Whopper, Chicken Whopper, Bacon Cheese Whopper, Cheese Burger,
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| normal burger, bacon double cheese burger xl, large that up nice one,
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| I want a happy meal with a toy… a uuuhhhhh a uuhhhhhh auuuuhhhhh a uhhhhh |