| Look at yourself, if you had a sense of humor
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| You would laugh to beat the band
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| Look at yourself, do you still believe the rumor
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| That romance is simply grand?
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| Since you took it right on the chin
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| You have lost that bright toothpaste grin
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| My mental state is all a-jumble
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| I sit around and sadly mumble
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| Fools rush in, so here I am
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| Very glad to be unhappy
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| I can’t win, but here I am
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| More than glad to be unhappy
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| Unrequited loves a bore
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| And Ive got it pretty bad
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| But for someone you adore
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| Its a pleasure to be sad
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| Like a straying baby lamb
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| With no mammy and no pappy
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| Im so unhappy
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| But oh, so glad! |