Translation of the song lyrics El Conductor - Dario Gomez

El Conductor (original)

Wepah
Ándale
Así
Ahí vamos
Qué fuerte pesadilla, qué fuerte pesadilla
Qué fuerte pesadilla la que anoche a mí me dio
Que vi la novia mía, que vi la novia mía
Que vi la novia mía transformada en un camión
Una voz misteriosa oí que me decía
Oí que me decía: «Tú serás mi conductor»
Y yo muy asustado sin saber manejar
Todito le movía, pero no podía arrancar
¿Qué le pasa, que le pasa a mi camión?
¿Qué le pasa, qué le pasa que no arranca?
Con tan buena, con tan buena transmisión
Y está dura, y está dura la palanca
Pero, ¿qué le pasa, que le pasa a mi camión?
¿Qué le pasa, qué le pasa que no arranca?
Con tan buena, con tan buena transmisión
Y está dura, y está dura la palanca
Le tocaba el arranque y nada
Yo le daba manivela y nada
Le buscaba por debajo y nada
Y la bomba le chupaba y nada
Enclutchaba de nuevo y nada
Revise la batería y nada
Hasta el pito le tocaba y nada
Me bajaba y lo empujaba y nada, ay
¿Qué le pasa, que le pasa a mi camión?
¿Qué le pasa, qué le pasa que no arranca?
Con tan buena, con tan buena transmisión
Y está dura, y está dura la palanca
¿Pero qué le pasa, que le pasa a mi camión?
¿Qué le pasa, qué le pasa que no arranca?
Con tan buena, con tan buena transmisión
Y está dura, y está dura la palanca
Yo me volví a subir, yo me volví a subir
Yo me volví a subir porque ella quería aprender
Y yo estaba pensando, y yo estaba pensando
Y yo estaba pensando dizque era yo mal chófer
Yo le di a toda prisa y ya me iba a volcar
Y ya me iba a volcar cuando en esas desperté
Y oí que comentaban: «Pobrecito Gabriel
Está bajo 'e la cama, ¿qué le podrá suceder?
¿Qué te pasa, qué te pasa, hombre Gabriel?
Que te subes y te bajas de la cama
Dime, ¿qué te pasa, qué te pasa, hombre Gabriel?
Que acabaste, que acabaste con la cama
Pero, ¿qué te pasa, qué te pasa, hombre Gabriel?
Que te subes y te bajas de la cama
Dime, ¿qué te pasa, qué te pasa, hombre Gabriel?
Que acabaste, que acabaste con la cama
Le tocaba el arranque y nada
Yo le daba manivela y nada
Le buscaba por debajo y nada
Y la bomba le chupaba y nada
Enclutchaba de nuevo y nada
Revise la batería y nada
Hasta el pito le tocaba y nada
Me bajaba y lo empujaba y nada, ay
¿Qué le pasa, que le pasa a mi camión?
¿Qué le pasa, qué le pasa que no arranca?
Con tan buena, con tan buena transmisión
Y está dura, y está dura la palanca
¿Pero qué le pasa, que le pasa a mi camión?
¿Qué le pasa, qué le pasa que no arranca?
Con tan buena, con tan buena transmisión
Y está dura, y está dura la palanca

(translation)

Wepah
Come along
So
Here we go
What a strong nightmare, what a strong nightmare
What a strong nightmare that last night gave me
That I saw my girlfriend, that I saw my girlfriend
That I saw my girlfriend transformed into a truck
A mysterious voice I heard saying to me
I heard him say to me: "You will be my driver"
And I am very scared without knowing how to drive
Everything moved him, but he could not start
What's wrong, what's wrong with my truck?
What's wrong with it, what's wrong with it that it won't start?
With such a good, with such a good transmission
And it is hard, and the lever is hard
But what's wrong with him, what's wrong with my truck?
What's wrong with it, what's wrong with it that it won't start?
With such a good, with such a good transmission
And it is hard, and the lever is hard
He touched the starter and nothing
I cranked it and nothing
I was looking for him below and nothing
And the pump sucked him and nothing
He clutched again and nothing
I checked the battery and nothing
Even the dick touched him and nothing
He would lower me and push him and nothing, oh
What's wrong, what's wrong with my truck?
What's wrong with it, what's wrong with it that it won't start?
With such a good, with such a good transmission
And it is hard, and the lever is hard
But what's wrong with him, what's wrong with my truck?
What's wrong with it, what's wrong with it that it won't start?
With such a good, with such a good transmission
And it is hard, and the lever is hard
I got back on, I got back on
I got back on because she wanted to learn
And I was thinking, and I was thinking
And I was thinking that she was a bad driver
I gave her in a hurry and she was already going to dump me
And she was going to dump me when I woke up
And I heard that they commented: «Poor little Gabriel
She is under the bed, what can happen to her?
What's the matter, what's the matter, man Gabriel?
That you get in and out of bed
Tell me, what's the matter, what's the matter, Gabriel man?
that you finished, that you finished with the bed
But what's wrong with you, what's wrong with you, Gabriel man?
That you get in and out of bed
Tell me, what's the matter, what's the matter, Gabriel man?
that you finished, that you finished with the bed
He touched the starter and nothing
I cranked it and nothing
She was looking for him below and nothing
And the pump sucked him and nothing
Enclutched again and nothing
I checked the battery and nothing
Even the dick touched him and nothing
He would lower me and push him and nothing, oh
What's wrong, what's wrong with my truck?
What's wrong with it, what's wrong with it that it won't start?
With such a good, with such a good transmission
And it is hard, and the lever is hard
But what's wrong with him, what's wrong with my truck?
What's wrong with it, what's wrong with it that it won't start?
With such a good, with such a good transmission
And it is hard, and the lever is hard