| Ready? |
| Ooh, who’s that minx there with the pink hair?
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| The flair of a punk with the physique of a big bear
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| That’s quite a kink yeah, so let’s keep it clean and friendly
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| Don’t need to tell you her cannon’s griefing me with penis envy
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| Whoops, I’ve lowered the bar and set the scene already
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| She’s doing the opposite and lifting stuff that’s bleeding heavy
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| It’s Aleksandra Zaryanova
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| Commonly known as Zarya but you know that
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| Zarya singing an aria, bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier
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| Strong as a mountain benching a thousand pounds so bound to be able to carry you
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| Zarya singing an aria, Zarya singing an aria
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| Zarya singing an aria, bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier
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| Strong as a mountain benching a thousand pounds so bound to be able to carry you
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| Bound to be able to carry you, bound to be able to carry you
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| Zarya singing an aria, bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier
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| Strong as a mountain benching a thousand pounds so bound to be able to carry you
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| No poor performance, she’s a walking fortress
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| She could arm wrestle with the forks of forklifts
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| All this talk gets a bit repetitive for her
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| I bet she would prefer if we ignored it altogether
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| Guess her personality type is quite serious
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| That’s what happens living your life in Siberia
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| Ideally you’d flee the crisis and up sticks
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| But she saw the kind of sights, you shouldn’t at just six
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| Tick tock, never gets up late
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| First thing at the crack of dawn she sets up weights
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| Getting breakfast prepped fast, cooking up pierogi
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| Do a couple reps as she’s stacking up the bodies
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| And that’s ironic 'cause her body is stacked
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| Buddy, nobody’s body is as big a body as that
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| A world record, that’s probably a fact
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| But there’s no reputable body of stats
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| To reliably verify it as that
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| Powering up the barrier, hell yup
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| While the cannon is amassing casualties to tally up
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| A graviton surgeon who’ll grab you by the lughole
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| Swirling you round and then she’ll drag you down the plughole
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| Zarya singing an aria, bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier
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| Strong as a mountain benching a thousand pounds so bound to be able to carry you
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| Zarya singing an aria, Zarya singing an aria
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| Zarya singing an aria, bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier
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| Strong as a mountain benching a thousand pounds so bound to be able to carry you
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| Bound to be able to carry you, bound to be able to carry you
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| Zarya singing an aria, bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier
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| Strong as a mountain benching a thousand pounds so bound to be able to carry you |