| Have you ever been so hung over
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| That you don’t know whether you just woke from a coma?
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| But you’re teetotal
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| You’re totally sober
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| So it’s gotta be your body’s bones that are broken
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| A global explosion
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| A tyrannical virus
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| Nearly as bad as writing in comic sans
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| And papyrus
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| Luckily there’s something that we can prescribe
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| It’s a man that’ll fight
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| To dismantle the Reich
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| Blond haired, blue eyed
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| But he doesn’t subscribe
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| To the doctrine that it makes him higher than another guy
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| He doesn’t like taking credit without merit
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| He’s ready to demonstrate it
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| To anyone that doesn’t get it
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| He brought a big bag of bloody guns to the party
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| 'Cause what’s the point in just punching a nazi?
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| Never mind a sucker punch
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| Off someone you can’t see
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| I’ll bring a tank to the demolition derby
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| Leaving nothing but a bit of charred meat
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| In the car seat
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| Can’t be doing with that parlay malarkey
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| Says «shoot first, ask questions never»
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| «to anyone claiming to be the best, I’m better»
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| Meet BJ Blazkowicz
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| A one man natural disaster risk
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| He’s hurting to hurt
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| And he’ll scratch that itch
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| By tracking down a nazi
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| To blast to bits
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| No small prints, caveats or asterisks
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| Won’t bow to the master
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| That cracks the whip
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| He’ll be standing on the back
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| Of the basilisk
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| And hacking at its scalp
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| With a bloody battered fist
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| Takes pain like a masochist
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| But he’ll never self inflict
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| Never slash his wrist
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| The only manner in which he’ll ever go down’s
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| Whenever he throws down
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| With the last nazi bitch
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| The best you got?
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| Your best won’t do
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| Now you are the weak
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| And this is your doom
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| You are among wolves now
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| And these
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| Are our woods, our howls, and our feast
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| There when the smoke clears
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| And the flames
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| And all’s laid to waste
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| One man remains
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| Frau, can you feel it, can you see?
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| No army left
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| It’s just you and me
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| Imagine being accused of as subhuman
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| Because you are another hue
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| From the dude who is ruling
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| Imagine overnight losing all you loved ones
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| No goodbyes, no hugs they’re just gone
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| Imagine the sixties without love and peace
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| A big apple with jackboots out on the streets
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| Imagine America controlled by a despot
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| Turning everything he holds to a cesspit
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| Death to the death’s head moth
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| The totenkopf
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| We won’t stop 'til it’s totally broken off
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| Throw hands with the oberkommando
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| Chuck a bone at the panzerhund
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| Hand over
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| Power to the people and allow them to be equal
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| Well at least 'til they announce another sequel
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| But for now we’ll assist the resistance
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| In opposition to a system
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| Insisting we’re ripped from existence
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| Frau Engel
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| A frown on her brow
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| That’ll make a man tremble
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| Break a man’s mettle like the end of a pencil
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| Pressed on a page and proclaiming your death
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| Your witness
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| To a harsh harsh mistress
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| But BJ’ll get the last laugh yet
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| Yes
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| Get the cat to chase the mouse
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| Set the trap, eradicate the Frau
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| Where’s the master race now
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| And what is a new colossus
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| When they want to nuke the lot of us?
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| This is the start of an insurrection
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| Giving protection from unhinged infection
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| But we ditch the syringe and medicine
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| For a big metal thing that lead is in
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| So let us in
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| Most of us have never been beheaded
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| Let alone at the Lincoln thing and on the telly
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| 'Tis but a scratch, an itch
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| Who dares to spill the blood of Blazkowicz
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| A last ditch attempt to tempt fate and escape
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| But it’s too late for that you nazi bitch
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| The best you got?
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| Your best won’t do
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| Now you are the weak
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| And this is your doom
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| You are among wolves now
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| And these
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| Are our woods, our howls, and our feast
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| There, when the smoke clears
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| And the flames
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| And all’s laid to waste
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| One man remains
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| Frau, can you feel it, can you see?
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| No army left
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| It’s just you and me |