Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Nether Zombie Pigman Minecraft Rap , by - Dan Bull. Release date: 02.10.2018
Song language: English
Nether Zombie Pigman Minecraft Rap |
| Pigman |
| My name’s Dan and I’m a Pigman |
| Let me show around the nether, Pigman |
| My name’s Dan and I’m a Pigman hanging with my Pigman gang |
| And we’ll be found underground deep down in the nether |
| Nether region covered by a brown bit of leather |
| With a wibble and a wobble through the purple portal |
| You’re living in a world that’ll hurt all mortals |
| Stay alert or you’ll hurtle and fall in a gorge |
| And the gore that results will be awful, caution |
| You better be warned to be cautious |
| Never snort nether wart in the nether fortress |
| Hope you thought to have brought enough torches |
| This isn’t the sort of resort to be thoughtless |
| Enduring it will take up all your resources |
| You could end up on the floor feeling nauseous |
| Did you fall for us, of course, this is courtship, no? |
| Soz your lordship, I thought we could all kiss |
| Fed up and we’re bored of you calling us porkers |
| We’re the Pigmen and we’re all frigging gorgeous |
| Pigman |
| My name’s Dan and I’m a Pigman |
| Let me show around the nether, Pigman |
| My name’s Dan and I’m a Pigman hanging with my Pigman gang |
| We’re the Pigmen |
| Live in a den with other Pigmen |
| I consider my friends, you’ll find the Pigmen |
| In the Obsidian dimension, where the Pigmen live in a big pig pen |
| The other Pigmen claim I’m a clever clogs |
| So let me tell you all about the other nether mobs |
| In the nether, I wonder whether you’ve ever seen a |
| Wither with a skeleton |
| With a wither skeleton |
| Have you ever been aghast |
| At a ghast as it blasts |
| Burning gas at your ass |
| That could shatter a glass |
| So attack! |
| And when the thing disappears |
| It can ac-tually bring you to tears |
| Like a sad book or some tragic news |
| Or perhaps a man hug from a magma cube |
| I assume that isn’t gonna happen again |
| Like a baby pig sat on the back of a hen |
| Be warned of the lust for chasing the blaze rod |
| Or you’ll end up more lost than a stray dog |
| In trouble, lava bubbles like a hot tub of Radox |
| You’re just another name jotted in the case log |
| Longer than the list of the mobs in this place |
| There’s plenty more brought friends to play with |
| Have you fought twenty blazes |
| Avoided Enderman gazes? |
| Attempt to make sense of the empty page |
| Though the map won’t show how immense this cave is |
| Like Big Ben, it’s surrounded by Pigmen |
| Ooh political, can you tell what I did there? |
| Pigman |
| My name’s Dan and I’m a Pigman |
| Let me show around the nether, Pigman |
| My name’s Dan and I’m a Pigman hanging with my Pigman gang |
| We’re the Pigmen |
| Live in a den with other Pigmen |
| I consider my friends, you’ll find the Pigmen |
| In the Obsidian dimension, where the Pigmen live in a big pig pen |
| Pig pig men, pig pig men |
| Pig pig men, piggy pig pig men |
| Pig pig men, pig pig men |
| Piggedy piggedy piggedy piggedy pig pig men |