| Ladies and gentlemen, your death date is penciled in
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| My name is Hades, I maintain the place that you’ll forever end up in
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| The Fates have dictated your place in my humble domain
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| And though you’ve come to stay for good I’ll still say: «Hope you come again!»
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| Welcome to the underworld where you come for eternal furlough
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| Once your punctured conscious no longer functions I’ll become your infernal
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| pharaoh
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| So get them comfortable, Hermes turn up the heat to a burning inferno
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| My son’s a surely youngster, yearning for something else than a girl though
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| Why won’t Zagreus learn from Cerberus? |
| Why he’s determined to turn from us?
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| Despite my tireless advice and guidance, my son’s quite impervious
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| He’s like an Olympic sprinter that’s trying to get into to Olympus
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| I won’t give him permission, it’s my parental right to convince him it isn’t in
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| his interest
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| Son, you’ve got daddy issues, come back, your dad will miss you
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| It’s just a phase you’re going through, don’t make me battle with you
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| Son, you’ve got daddy issues, hang on, let me grab a tissue
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| You’re a very bad boy, laddie, you’ve got daddy issues
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| Son, you’ve got daddy issues, you need your family with you
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| If you plan to continue this path, then I’ll have to forbid you
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| Come back and I’ll forgive you, don’t make me battle with you
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| You’re a very bad boy, laddie, you’ve got daddy issues
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| Laddie, you’ve got daddy issues that are this huge and they’re quick to
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| manifest through family disputes
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| How could you do this to your daddy? |
| Took advantage after all the privilege I
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| give you
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| Didn’t plan for this specific outcome, did you? |
| Just sitting selfishly
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| Thinking about the farewell I’d bid you, well, I forbid you, your rebelling’s a
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| hell of a tribute
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| When you become a dad, then you’ll understand I’m something other than a big
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| brute
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| I’m only strict to protect you, never intend to restrict you
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| Don’t run with scissors, you need adult supervision, I’m in pursuit
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| It’s senseless trying to resist, you haven’t the stamina to
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| Son, you’ve got daddy issues, come back, your dad will miss you
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| It’s just a phase you’re going through, don’t make me battle with you
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| Son, you’ve got daddy issues, hang on, let me grab a tissue
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| You’re a very bad boy, laddie, you’ve got daddy issues
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| Son, you’ve got daddy issues, you need your family with you
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| If you plan to continue this path, then I’ll have to forbid you
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| Come back and I’ll forgive you, don’t make me battle with you
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| You’re a very bad boy, laddie, you’ve got daddy issues
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| Boon, boon, boon
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| You can’t stop respawning in this room, room, room
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| Try to reach the upper floor, you’ll just resume too soon
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| Like Sisyphus, aren’t you sick of this infinite chrysalis?
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| You’re living in a literal pyramid scheme, doesn’t it seem ridiculous?
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| Repeating a frivolous fever dream
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| In a devious vision full of wickedness
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| Give it a rest, I’m simply the best
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| At never letting you unfeather the nest and you’re tethered with nets
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| However clever you get you’ll never sever the rest
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| Your mother smothered and coddled you, would you never forget?
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| Hey, don’t ever say Persephone
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| Even the name is stressing me
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| If you ever utter, it’s plain, you’ve definitely
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| Suffer the pain the second you dare to speak
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| So pick your phrasing especially carefully, yes, I’m policing your language
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| You’re free to make a complaint, just get with the rest of the shades
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| And wait for me to appraise your plea, decree your anguish and leave you to
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| languish painfully
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| These are the ramifications, you have irritating me when I’m eating my banquet
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| Snacking on quail while I leave you in famine, squeeze your grapes,
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| they’ll bleed so sanguine
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| I don’t mean denying a high five when I say that I’ll leave you hanging
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| So what if that joke wasn’t most appropriate? |
| You can go and overdose on opiates
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| I don’t suppose you know this, but I’m the host of the ghost symposium,
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| supposed to be odious
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| So your opprobrium won’t reprogram me, but only provoke me to soak in the sodium
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| Rubbing salt in the wounds while you’re running through so many tombs you can
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| only assume
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| That if only you knew where your home would be, you
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| Would be over the moon, now go to your room
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| Don’t worry, dude, it’ll be over soon
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| So you can redo it anew, you’re overdue
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| Son, you’ve got daddy issues, come back, your dad will miss you
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| It’s just a phase you’re going through, don’t make me battle with you
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| Son, you’ve got daddy issues, hang on, let me grab a tissue
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| You’re a very bad boy, laddie, you’ve got daddy issues
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| Son, you’ve got daddy issues, you need your family with you
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| If you plan to continue this path, then I’ll have to forbid you
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| Come back and I’ll forgive you, don’t make me battle with you
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| You’re a very bad boy, laddie, you’ve got daddy issues |