
Date of issue: 30.08.2014
Record label: Dan Bull
Song language: English
Wisdom Teeth |
My wisdom teeth are causing me trouble |
Forming a huddle in the back of my mouth |
And now to talk is a struggle |
So I trade the punchlines for more of a subtle approach |
And just hope you decode more than all of the puzzle |
'Cause of course I’ve gone pop, I wasn’t born in a bubble |
Fuck my kingdom for a horse, I’d give my horse for a cuddle |
And I’m bored of all the posturing a lot of hip hoppers bring |
Sincerity’s like love: it doesn’t cost a thing |
So always check the pocket of your jeans |
Before you set the rinse on the washing machine |
Buy a stack of birthday cards and presents |
So you can use them in the event that you forget them |
Then throw away fifty things you haven’t used lately |
Ideally you’d only keep what you use daily |
Make the phone call that you’ve been putting off for months |
It’s a load off your mind and you’ll be done in time for lunch |
Pull out my wisdom teeth |
To give to each of you |
Who never will admit defeat |
And I think I’ll be A-OK |
If I live to see the day |
My wisdom teeth decay |
Pull out my wisdom teeth |
To give to each of you |
Who never will admit defeat |
And I think I’ll be A-OK |
Yeah, I’ll be A-OK |
I see and hear quotes everywhere |
Proverbs and advice from experts, sages and inspirational figures |
But it’s not particularly useful in comparison to the wisdom I’ve acquired |
Simply through living my day to day, mundane life |
And with these abilities, I’m on a Steve Miller steez |
We hear so much deep advice |
Philosophical insight on the way we should lead our lives |
But you don’t really need to be Jesus Christ |
Just read between the lines and then you’ll be just fine |
You don’t need a preacher to teach or guide |
You through the maze, each day leads you deep inside |
So keep an eye out, see the lighthouse |
Watch for the rocks and just reach for high ground |
Patiently wait for the breeze to die down |
Now I believe that we need a lie down |
So I relax in the dentist’s massive chair |
Puffing on a heady mix of gas and air |
The psychedelicism’s elegance is evident |
As black satin patterns pass and past passions flare |
Yeah, and now there’s plasma everywhere |
Pull out my wisdom teeth |
To give to each of you |
Who never will admit defeat |
And I think I’ll be A-OK |
If I live to see the day |
My wisdom teeth decay |
Pull out my wisdom teeth |
To give to each of you |
Who never will admit defeat |
And I think I’ll be A-OK |
Yeah, I’ll be A-OK |
I never had such fun in my entire life |
I’m feeling like Tenguy right now |
Shoutout to Tenguy |
He’s out there |
Somewhere |
I hope |
Shoutout to you too |
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