Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Vuvuzela!, artist - Dan Bull. Date of issue: 06.01.2012
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Vuvuzela! |
| Who developed the vuvuzela, what a stupid fella |
| I’m sure musically that you and me could do it better |
| By amassing the the larynxes of a thousand |
| Japanese pornstars and attaching that to an extractor fan |
| I know that’s a clumsy example but damn |
| It’s absurd trying to put in words a clamor this bad |
| I don’t intend to offend the south african fans |
| But I’d be more than happy for this crappy toy to be banned |
| It’s gotta be one of the most annoying of fads |
| I wonder what’ll be the next annoying noise from the stands |
| Can we expect a cat strangling boy band |
| Or perhaps a pack of orangutans enjoying a shag |
| They say it’s atmosphere but it doesn’t sound like that to me |
| It’s like a massive accident happened in a brass instrument factory |
| Actually, look if I had to be honest |
| I’d probly prefer somone to stamp on my bollocks |
| Than listen to this infinite din, I’m finding it hard to stay calm |
| I think I’d rather listen to a rape alarm and amputate an arm |
| I’d even maybe go as far as to say that I would rather |
| Be serenaded by John Barnes |
| Maybe |
| Up yours, Vuvuzela |
| Or uh Voovoozeyla, Vuvoozela |
| Voovusela, Vuvoozela |
| Voovoozela, Vuvuzeela |
| Vuvuzella |
| I don’t mean to be culturally intolerant |
| I’ve got just a headache |