Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Ukip Hop, artist - Dan Bull. Album song Ukip Hop, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 11.05.2014
Record label: Dan Bull
Song language: English
Ukip Hop |
There now follows a party political gangster rap |
On behalf of the UK Independence Party |
Hello |
I’m Nigel Farage |
Also known as Nigel Farage |
Nigel Farage |
So step back, Nicki Minaj |
Cause I’m a wicked politician at large |
With a vision of Britain |
With no immigrant barges |
Barging in |
Causing arguments and argy-bargy |
The Falklands is ours |
We barred it from the Argies |
Don’t mess with the UK Independence Party |
Cause we’ve a tendency to get nasty |
Each time I gave a splendid speech |
We gained momentum, speed |
Faraging with a vengeance |
We are in the ascendancy |
A swing of the pendulum |
And we will gain a bench of seats |
Unrepentantly pro-Independence |
See, my ideal ending scene |
Is a never-ending referendum |
On foreign bureaucrats |
And where the heck we’re going to send them |
Next on the agenda? |
Bloody hell, I can’t remember |
I’m too busy thinking |
Of becoming an honourable member |
I’m that friendly MEP |
Aiming for an MBE |
The Lib Dems and the BNP |
They envy me |
They know what I’m going to be |
So they’re poking fun at me |
I’ve no fear |
Bring your smears |
Sling your mud at me |
But bugger bringing in a single currency |
What’s the problem |
With the monetary system we’ve got currently? |
Great Britain is an excellent island |
Significantly better than Ireland |
I learned not |
To be outnumbered by a bunch of Scots |
Cause they’ve a tendency |
To pile in and get violent |
But I’m a man of great class |
Make you look a straight ass |
I carry on my campaign |
Straight after a plane crash |
Tell these champagne Socialists |
I’m here to gatecrash |
I’ll Moët to your Babycham |
And I can’t wait to break glass |
Rah |
I dedicate this ungodly tune |
To an MEP gone too soon |
In memory of Godfrey Bloom |
Rest in peace, Godfrey |
What? |
I know he’s not actually dead |
But it’s better than saying he was forced to leave |
For calling a group of women at the conference a bunch of sluts |
Anyway, I digress |
The point of the message that I’m trying to convey today |
Is that voting for UKIP would be a splendid idea |
The fighting bull strikes again |
God save the Queen |
Penelope Keith |
Dennis the Menace |
Roger the Dodger |
Tintin |
What? |
Tintin’s Belgian? |
Why wasn’t I informed of this? |
Why did nobody tell that Tintin is Belgian?! |
Get his literature out of my office now! |