
Date of issue: 25.05.2015
Record label: Dan Bull
Song language: English
Trials Fusion |
I’m sitting on the saddle of my motorcycle |
Kicking up the gravel that’ll poke your eyeball |
Making roads though only sidewards |
Go to the right 'til I pwn my rivals |
My bike can fly, I’m rising skyward |
You wouldn’t like to try this but I would |
Go higher, no wires |
'Til my bones are broke like plywood |
Two wheels and a health care policy |
When I ride, there’s a health scare, honestly |
With the hospital costs that I’ve got |
Every Third World debt could be dropped and forgot |
Look, chum, between me and you (yeah?) |
There must be an easier route (yeah!) |
But if I took a bus for an easy commute (yeah?) |
Then I wouldn’t see the scenery too |
My team is a beat (mwah) |
Fifty nifty people who |
Can easily do maneuvres |
That need to be seen to believe to be true (woo!) |
We’ll leave it to you |
To see a futuristic mystic misfit |
Do the sickest fliptrick in the district (shit) |
'Til I break stuff like the dude that’s in Limp Bizkit (hah) |
You’re too simplistic to risk it |
(Hah) You could sit and sift through statistics |
And never see another human who’s sadistic (brah) |
Masochistic, through ballistics (bang) |
Kick in the ignition 'til my boots are twisted (ah) |
True persistence and brutal quickness |
Rips through resistance of stupid nitwits |
It’s a twist of the wrist and the gears are shifted (vroom) |
Give me a kiss, oops, I smeared your lipstick (whoops) |
Clearly gifted, considerably |
We’re here to get lifted, literally |
If you’re in my vision even peripherally |
I’ll rip you to little pieces deliberately |
Plenty more fish in the sea, I’m throwing nets out (splash) |
Picking a team, only the best, wow |
Collectively we’re going to leave you stressed out |
'Til evidently you gonna need a rest |
Pow! |
I apologise for my intrusion |
But I want to fight with Isaac Newton (hugh) |
When I ride my bike disproving his life’s delusion |
I’d confuse him |
Sir, gravity is a trite illusion |
That tries reducing my skyward movement |
But my conclusion is I’m going to fly |
It’s Trials Fusion |
I float through the air like a cloud |
Shaped like a motorbike |
And made from pieces of a motorbike |
Indistinguishable in fact from an actual motorbike! |
With me on it |
Flying |
Like a cloud |
That’s shaped like a motorbike (laughs) |
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